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[artofcopying]

I finished a relatively small bottle ship last night. It was a Viking vessel. I might send it to my sister

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[petenshi_sama]

It might get spoiled in the mail. You'd better stick a FRAGILE sticker on it and bribe the mailman with teabags addressed to him.

[artofcopying]

I've sent many ships in the post before, Niou-kun. I think I can manage without bribery.

[petenshi_sama]

Yeah but not from the armpit of Hokkaido, eh? What if our local mailman is a beefy brute with overactive sweat glands and/or a victim/defender of corruption?

[artofcopying]

It doesn't matter where I send it from. If something should happen to it, I can just make another.

If our local mailman is how you describe him, maybe he just works out a lot.

[petenshi_sama]

You're overdosing on the patience juice.

Oh, I've never seen him in my time here. But people who work out excessively tend to sweat excessively, yeah?

[artofcopying]

I don't think so.

I'm sure he's a nice person regardless.

[petenshi_sama]

That makes my diagnosis even stronger.

Even if he uses envelopes as napkins after greasy food?

[artofcopying]

Being patient isn't a disease, Niou-kun.

To each his own.

[petenshi_sama]

Not all diagnoses are for diseases. Maybe I am diagnosing you with mild autism.

I challenge you to name someone you think isn't nice.

[artofcopying]

Being patient isn't a symptom of anything. Why do you insist on something being wrong with that?

...I can't think of anyone.

[petenshi_sama]

I didn't state or imply that it was.

Hn.

[artofcopying]

It kind of seems that way.

[petenshi_sama]

For the second bit, a little.