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[artofboredom]

Dear LiveJournal,

Thanks for helping me keep in touch with everyone('s problems).
Thanks for single-handedly tearing apart my friends after high school.
Thanks for leaving nothing new to be said on the phone or in person.
Thanks for letting me feel like a stalker before facebook made it cool.
Thanks for hiding the fact that entries could appear on google.
Thanks for showing up in court that day.
Thanks for making things so much more complicated.
Thanks for encouraging poor grammar and for obliterating punctuation.
Thanks for not being bought by News Corp.
Thanks for having such a comprehensive list of moods.
Thanks for making me lose all respect for at least one of my very best friends.
Thanks for giving everyone the opportunity to be emo.
Thanks for: a) surveys, b) surveys, c) surveys.
Thanks for funny links.
Thanks for giving me a place to vent when I needed it.
Thanks for not being too upset when I started writing less and less.
Thanks for understanding that I won't be writing anymore.

Thanks.

Your Friend,
Garrett