'Cause inside your heart it's black and it's hollow and it's cold
Ok so let's see where I left off. Daniel, Worth, Jessica, Andre, and myself all got back from the Black Label Society concert at about 1 Friday. Matt was already there with two of his friends, and they were already fucked up, which is okay, but those girls were annoying as piss, no offense Matt. Im usually all for parties and people and whatever, but this one girl had 3 party fouls in one night: 1) Breaking a shot glass, 2) Spilling Jack Daniels on a beanbag, and the worst 3) Puking in the bathroom ALL OVER EVERYTHING, I swear to Christ I thought the girls head had exploded.
This led to me and Daniel creating a new rule about our parties: If you get 3 party fouls in one night your ass is gone, 'cept for the regulars, if we fuck up that much it's just a regular party and our punishment is sitting outside for 10 mins, but if you are a newbie and you fuck up 3 times, you are GONE, NO excuses.
Other than that it was a great night, an armada of beer. And a news flash: I DO like that certain girl who shall remain unnamed but no matter how close we get it's not gonna happen because she has a boyfriend and is about to move away to be with him and forget me forever. She only talks to me when we are drunk anyway. End of story. So I've gotta set my sights on someone else, and I've got someone in mind but that will probably never happen. Ooooor no one else and just let my eye wander, it's good at that, especially if the hot drunk preppy Berry girls keep partying next door but that all is probably a sesspool of VD, a sesspool that I MIGHT or MIGHT NOT wade in depending on the way things go in an evening. It was also hilarious when Samantha showed up Friday because she automatically assumed that there would be a party at the place and there was. Go us for providing constant weekend entertainment. Also the bar at Daniels place has officially been dubbed "The Shithole" and I am the bartender, so whats YOUR poison?
This is the last week of classes, and finals for me next Monday and Tuesday then I'm out. Woo. I also heard Nathan is coming back this summer for his birthday. If Nathan, Daniel, Andre, myself and the rest of the kids are all under one roof all I have to say is may god have mercy on our souls for the sins we will commit.
I'm not an alcoholic, It just so happens that all the good stories arrive FROM alcohol and other substance-fueled parties.
Thanks to a certain someone who said I wasn't one of the good guys. You're absolutely right, my horns hold up my halo.
This led to me and Daniel creating a new rule about our parties: If you get 3 party fouls in one night your ass is gone, 'cept for the regulars, if we fuck up that much it's just a regular party and our punishment is sitting outside for 10 mins, but if you are a newbie and you fuck up 3 times, you are GONE, NO excuses.
Other than that it was a great night, an armada of beer. And a news flash: I DO like that certain girl who shall remain unnamed but no matter how close we get it's not gonna happen because she has a boyfriend and is about to move away to be with him and forget me forever. She only talks to me when we are drunk anyway. End of story. So I've gotta set my sights on someone else, and I've got someone in mind but that will probably never happen. Ooooor no one else and just let my eye wander, it's good at that, especially if the hot drunk preppy Berry girls keep partying next door but that all is probably a sesspool of VD, a sesspool that I MIGHT or MIGHT NOT wade in depending on the way things go in an evening. It was also hilarious when Samantha showed up Friday because she automatically assumed that there would be a party at the place and there was. Go us for providing constant weekend entertainment. Also the bar at Daniels place has officially been dubbed "The Shithole" and I am the bartender, so whats YOUR poison?
This is the last week of classes, and finals for me next Monday and Tuesday then I'm out. Woo. I also heard Nathan is coming back this summer for his birthday. If Nathan, Daniel, Andre, myself and the rest of the kids are all under one roof all I have to say is may god have mercy on our souls for the sins we will commit.
I'm not an alcoholic, It just so happens that all the good stories arrive FROM alcohol and other substance-fueled parties.
Thanks to a certain someone who said I wasn't one of the good guys. You're absolutely right, my horns hold up my halo.