fucking long meme
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✓ I miss somebody right now.
× I don't watch much TV these days. (I have been watching too much lately, at least I do something productive like stretch, barre work, theraband or sew pointe shoes.)
× I own lots of books.
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.
× I love to play video games. (There are much better and productive ways to spend my time.)
✓ I've tried marijuana.
✓ I've watched porn movies. (I don't see their appeal. It was boring and gross. The girls makeup was horrible.)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
× I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (It depends.)
✓ I curse sometimes. (I curse a lot.)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (I do however carry scizzors and a screw driver with me almost everywhere.)
* * * * *
× I have broken someone's bones.
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
✓ I hate the rain.
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (I'm paranoid a lot of the time.)
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
✓ I need/want money right now.
✓ I love sushi.
× I talk really, really fast. (Not nearly as fast as I used to.)
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (How does one smell their own breath in the morning?)
× I have long hair.
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling.
✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (Eyelashes, fake nails are just tacky.)
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
× I like the way that I look.
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
✓ I am usually pessimistic.
✓ I have a lot of mood swings.
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (Why not? Girls are sluts without getting paid, they might as well get paid for it.)
× I slept with a roommate.
× I have a hidden talent.
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (I've chilled out over the years.)
× I have a lot of friends. (that's a matter of opinion.)
× I have pecked someone of the same sex.
× I enjoy talking on the phone.
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (Shopping, window shopping blows.)
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone.
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
✓ I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone.
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (I do, but I just don't see it happening.)
× I want to have children in the future.
× I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn.
× I am shy around the opposite sex. (I can be sometimes, not often.)
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.
✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
✓ I enjoy some country music.
× I would die for my best friends.
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (I get more obsessive as I got older or as stress increases)
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
× I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.
× Democrat.
✓ Republican.
× I don't even know what I am.
× I am punk rockish.
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
× I study for tests most of the time.
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
× I can work on a car.
× I love my job(s).
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
× I walk barefoot wherever I can.
× I have jumped off a bridge.
× I love sea turtles.
✓ I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (People say I do, I disagree.)
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state. (I plan on transfering out of state after next year.)
✓ I am adopted.
× I am a pyro. (I burn a lot of shit, but I'm not a pyro.)
✓ I have thrown up from crying too much.
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
✓ I fall for the worst people.
✓ I adore bright colours.
× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (I hate Applebees, but not all chain theme resteraunts.)
✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
✓ I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (Five years and I won ribbons at shows bitch.)
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in.
✓ I talk in my sleep. (You can hold conversations with me while I sleep.)
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring. (Those are uncomfortable.)
× I have a tattoo.
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (maybe. Too many consequences though.)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
× I'm an artist.
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
× I have terrible teeth.
✓ I hate my toes. (I want them to be more square, their partly tapered, to short and grecian, I hate them.)
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
✓ I am extremely flexible. (Extremely flexible by a normal lazy person, but as a dancer I am only acceptable. I really need to work on my back.)
× I love hugs more than kisses.
✓ I want to own my own business.
× I smoke.
× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
× Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (Movies, I have never come across a sad game.)
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
× I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before.
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone.
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time. (more like five)
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
× I'm a judgmental asshole. (I prefer judgemental bitch.)
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (I never believe them.)
× I am a Libertarian.
× I can speak more than one language.
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
× I would rather read than watch TV. (it dpends.)
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (virtually every assignment in high school.)
× I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
× I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
× I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (I've gone longer.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
✓ I dislike milk. (I'm lactose intolerant.)
✓ I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me.
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
× I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
✓ Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
✓ I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (I have a life thank you.)
× I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
× I've gone skinny-dipping.
✓ I've performed in three plays. (more than three. I like to pretend that fase of my life never exsisted.)
× I enjoy burritos. (I like them occasionally.)
× I'm Irish and loving it.
× I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (sometimes.)
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (I have.)
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet. (iTunes)
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (what the hell is Death Note?)
× I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. (Nevermind, it sounds pretty fucking retarded.)
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.
✓ I miss somebody right now.
× I don't watch much TV these days. (I have been watching too much lately, at least I do something productive like stretch, barre work, theraband or sew pointe shoes.)
× I own lots of books.
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.
× I love to play video games. (There are much better and productive ways to spend my time.)
✓ I've tried marijuana.
✓ I've watched porn movies. (I don't see their appeal. It was boring and gross. The girls makeup was horrible.)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
× I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (It depends.)
✓ I curse sometimes. (I curse a lot.)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (I do however carry scizzors and a screw driver with me almost everywhere.)
* * * * *
× I have broken someone's bones.
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
✓ I hate the rain.
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (I'm paranoid a lot of the time.)
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
✓ I need/want money right now.
✓ I love sushi.
× I talk really, really fast. (Not nearly as fast as I used to.)
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (How does one smell their own breath in the morning?)
× I have long hair.
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling.
✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (Eyelashes, fake nails are just tacky.)
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
× I like the way that I look.
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
✓ I am usually pessimistic.
✓ I have a lot of mood swings.
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (Why not? Girls are sluts without getting paid, they might as well get paid for it.)
× I slept with a roommate.
× I have a hidden talent.
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (I've chilled out over the years.)
× I have a lot of friends. (that's a matter of opinion.)
× I have pecked someone of the same sex.
× I enjoy talking on the phone.
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (Shopping, window shopping blows.)
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone.
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
✓ I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone.
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (I do, but I just don't see it happening.)
× I want to have children in the future.
× I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn.
× I am shy around the opposite sex. (I can be sometimes, not often.)
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.
✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
✓ I enjoy some country music.
× I would die for my best friends.
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (I get more obsessive as I got older or as stress increases)
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
× I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.
× Democrat.
✓ Republican.
× I don't even know what I am.
× I am punk rockish.
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
× I study for tests most of the time.
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
× I can work on a car.
× I love my job(s).
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
× I walk barefoot wherever I can.
× I have jumped off a bridge.
× I love sea turtles.
✓ I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (People say I do, I disagree.)
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state. (I plan on transfering out of state after next year.)
✓ I am adopted.
× I am a pyro. (I burn a lot of shit, but I'm not a pyro.)
✓ I have thrown up from crying too much.
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
✓ I fall for the worst people.
✓ I adore bright colours.
× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (I hate Applebees, but not all chain theme resteraunts.)
✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
✓ I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (Five years and I won ribbons at shows bitch.)
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in.
✓ I talk in my sleep. (You can hold conversations with me while I sleep.)
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring. (Those are uncomfortable.)
× I have a tattoo.
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (maybe. Too many consequences though.)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
× I'm an artist.
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
× I have terrible teeth.
✓ I hate my toes. (I want them to be more square, their partly tapered, to short and grecian, I hate them.)
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
✓ I am extremely flexible. (Extremely flexible by a normal lazy person, but as a dancer I am only acceptable. I really need to work on my back.)
× I love hugs more than kisses.
✓ I want to own my own business.
× I smoke.
× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
× Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (Movies, I have never come across a sad game.)
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
× I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before.
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone.
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time. (more like five)
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
× I'm a judgmental asshole. (I prefer judgemental bitch.)
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (I never believe them.)
× I am a Libertarian.
× I can speak more than one language.
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
× I would rather read than watch TV. (it dpends.)
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (virtually every assignment in high school.)
× I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
× I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
× I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (I've gone longer.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
✓ I dislike milk. (I'm lactose intolerant.)
✓ I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me.
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
× I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
✓ Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
✓ I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (I have a life thank you.)
× I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
× I've gone skinny-dipping.
✓ I've performed in three plays. (more than three. I like to pretend that fase of my life never exsisted.)
× I enjoy burritos. (I like them occasionally.)
× I'm Irish and loving it.
× I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (sometimes.)
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (I have.)
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet. (iTunes)
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (what the hell is Death Note?)
× I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. (Nevermind, it sounds pretty fucking retarded.)
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.