6th Blot The Fail-iest fail lock against Dio ever to fail. 99.9% Hackable because 6 sucks with this
[This is 6! On video! Looking... rather concerned, actually. He's inside his little hidey hole, wringing the key around in his hands.]
Hol?
Hol I am learning how to make secret messages so that the giant does not see.
Hol, I am making something a lot. It feels like you but it does not look like you. It feels a lot like you do but it doesn't act like ( Read more... )
Hol?
Hol I am learning how to make secret messages so that the giant does not see.
Hol, I am making something a lot. It feels like you but it does not look like you. It feels a lot like you do but it doesn't act like ( Read more... )
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What is a scarecrow?
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...Hey! Can you sing that one song the scarecrow in The Wizard of Oz sings? "If I only had a brain" is what it's called.
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No?
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Oh c'mon, it's a classic! And you're a scarecrow! It's like you're betraying God by not singing it. But it's okay, I'll start you off.
[Oh god why he's singing. Kinda flat and nasally, but not bad all things considered.]
I could while away the hours, conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain.
And my head I'd be scratchin' while
my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.
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Where did your brain go?
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What?! My brain's fine! It's just a song from the movie sung by the scarecrow!
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Are you a scarecrow?
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Nope! I'm a country! I'm made of people and land and history, not straw.
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... Countries talk? How do you do that? You look like you are a person, not a people. Where is the history part? What part is the land?
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Sure can! It's kinda a weird explanation, anthropersonification or whatever. History is in my past and memories, land in my body, people in my personality, something like that. Someone else explained it way better. Now if only I could remember who... definitely had something to do with maple, I know that...
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... Anthrowhat?
History is my memory too. It is past, so it is history! Yes?
... Maple?
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Anthrowhozit. Uhhhhh. Oh! Anthropomorphic personification! That's it!
...Close enough. But it's still not as cool as my history.
Yeah. Like the leaves. They're red, I think, and there's syrup and it's really tasty on pancakes.
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... What is that?
Why?
What are pancakes? [Oh sure, America. Just confuse the boy.]
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Because it's American history, and nothing is better than American history. It's basically a law of the universe.
...Have you seriously never had pancakes before. They're delicious!
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Oh. Okay that sounds good. If it is a law.
... I do not eat like the people.
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