I've shown some of you the safety video with a body count... but last time I looked for it, I could only find part of it.
Here it is, in all of it's bloody glory. It's in German, but really, you don't need to know what they're saying. It starts slow, but hang in there - it's hysterical. Thanks,
spurious_logic for the link.
Also, because it's come to my attention that not everyone has been exposed to this (cough
duncan_blkthrnecough), here is
Title of the Song, a hysterical parody of every boy band song ever produced. It's by Da Vinci's Notebook, which is a fabulous band. I recommend
Another Irish Drinking Song, my favorite irish drinking song EVER.