My First Song (that I don't hate)

[artistathena]

C G
Everybody who loves herself does kegel exercises,
C G
everybody who loves herself does kegel exercises,
C G
everybody who loves herself does kegel exercises,
Am D
-at least that’s what my mama said, before she told me this:

Em Am D
Make sure you’re in first gear and watch the clutch.
Em Am D
Check your seatbelt, then your mirrors, and press the gas.
Em Am Em Am
Go gently, look both ways, always check your mirrors,
Am B
and, Baby… put your lipstick on first.

C G
‘Cause everybody who loves herself does kegel exercises,
C Am D
and everybody who loves herself wouldn’t star in a porn movie,
C G
at least not under the current social climate in this country.
C Am D
which reinforces a heteronormative, misogynistic sexuality.

C G
And everybody who loves herself has at least once tried yoga,
C G
and everybody who loves herself wears a sweater in the winter,
C G
and everybody who loves herself doesn’t mind being naked,
C Am D
at least in an environment and situation where she’s comfortable.

C G
'Cause everybody who loves herself does kegel exercises,
C G
everybody who loves herself does kegel exercises,
C G
everybody who loves herself does kegel exercises,
Am D
-at least that’s what my mama said, before she told me this:

Em Am D
Make sure you’re in first gear and watch the clutch.
Em Am D
Check your seatbelt, then your mirrors, and press the gas.
Em Am Em Am
Go gently, look both ways, always check your mirrors,
Am B
and, Baby… put your lipstick on first.

(P.S. I meticulously lined up the chords and the words but LJ's html isn't reading those spaces... You'll just have to wait for the recording to hear it, I guess. Stay tuned...)