wow okay so here goes. you're next, tif.
What time are you starting this?: 11:31pm
Name?: Jacquelyn Suzanne Monkfish Pascucci, Esq.
Nicknames?: Jackie-Sue, Goose
Date of birth?: 17 February 1985
Sex?: I'm a wooooman, w-o-m-a-n, I'll say it again...
Height?: 5'3
Eye color?: yes
Where were you born?: depaul's hospital in Norfolk, Virginia (pronounced Naw-fuk)
Number of candles on your last birthday cake?: 20
Hair color?: chestnut
Piercings?: 1 in each ear and a hole that hasn't gone away in my navel
Town you live in?: Richmond
Favorite foods?: Chicken Curry from our kitchen, Chicken Cashew from the Hunan Cafe, Chicken Piccata from the Cheesecake Factory
Ever been to Africa?: not yet
Been toilet papering?: Yes. At Kid's Camp in 1996. We TPed the parents' tents on Parents' Day. I was bit by Horseflies the entire time.
Love someone so much it made you cry?: Probably, knowing me.
Been in a car accident?: shut up
Croutons or bacon bits?: Depends...croutons on salad, bacon bits on chicken curry
Favorite day of the week?: friday
Favorite resturant?: Probably Cheesecake Factory or Maggiano's.
Favorite flower?: Gardenia
Favorite sport to watch?: Football
Favorite drink?: Berry Juicy Juice
Favorite ice cream flavor?: Vanilla Bean. But it has to be Breyer's Original Vanilla Bean
Warner Bros. or Disney?: warner brothers.
Favorite fast food restuarant?:Chick-Fil-A
Carpet color in your bedroom?: Ekru
How many times did you fail your driver's test?: Once.
Whom did you get your last email from?: Steve Kelly
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?: H&M
What do you do most often when you are bored?: watch a movie.
Most annoying thing to say to me?: I really don't know.
Bedtime?: well.....that's all relative
Favorite TV show?: to be honest i have no idea. i don't really watch it.
Last person you went out to dinner with?: the eason organization
Been out of country?: yep- Spain, France, Italy, Australia, and Mexico
Believe in magick?: ...no...?
Ford or Chevy?: Mercedes
What are you listening to right now?: Troy is playing in the living room
Have you ever failed a grade?: nope
If you have, what grade did you fail? N/A
Do you have a crush on someone?: you bet
Do you have a bf/gf?: does a husband still belong in the bf category?
If so, what is their name?: David Andrew
How long have you been together?: over 2 years.
What are you wearing right now?: brown striped pants, pink sweater
Would you have sex before marriage?: well since I'm married, does that question still apply?
Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers?: The permanent sub for Mrs. Johnson-Smith in 7th grade history.
Are you a virgin?: married
Do you smoke?: no sirree
Do you drink?: no ma'am
Are you ghetto?: i sure hope not.
Are you a player?: I'm sorry...do people actually still use this word?
What are your favorite colors?: fuschia
What is your favorite animal?: penguins
Do you have any birthmarks?: yep.
Have you ever gotten your ass kicked?: well...Sarah Spangler was pretty tough on me in those games in youth group
Who do you talk to most on the phone?: David, Mom, James, Amanda
Have you ever been slapped?: not in the face on purpose
Do you get online a lot?: um....i suppose about once a day. I'm never on aim though.
Are you shy or outgoing?: outgoing
Do you shower?: as opposed to?? looking homeless? yes i shower.
Do you hate school?: no
Do you have a social life?: i think so
How easily do you trust people?: extremely
Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing?: yep
Would you ever sky dive?: in reality, no. in my head, yes.
Do you like to dance?: you have no idea. you should have seen me in our kitchen tonight.
Have you ever been out of state?: of course
Do you like to travel?: indeed
Have you ever been expelled from school?: nope
Have you ever been suspended from school?: i don't think so....have i? i can't remember. i really don't think so.
Do you want to get out of your hometown?: i already left. but i miss it.
Have you ever gotten high?: well there was this one time at a Grateful Dead concert. I didn't mean to! There was more marijuana smoke than oxygen. I still maintain that I wasn't high but Angelo says I got a contact buzz. Just because I became intensly interested in glow sticks doesn't mean anything.
Do you like snapple?: no
Do you drink a lot of water?: roughly 32-64 oz a day
What toothpaste do you use?: glister
Do you have a cell phone?: Yes
Do you have a curfew?: haha i remember those... no i i don't.
Who do you look up to?: my husband and my brother. and a lot of other people.
Are you a role model?: i hope so.
Have you ever been to Six Flags or Cedar Point?: Six Flags
What name brand do you wear the most?: I guess H&M if you consider that a brand.
What kind of jewelry do you wear?: the kind that matches my outfit
What do you want pierced?: nothing really
Do you have a tan?: not right now.
Do you get annoyed easily?: no
Have you ever started a rumor?: no
Do you have your own phone or phone line?: i have a cell phone
Do you have your own pool?: one day
Do you prefer boxers or briefs?: for me? neither. for guys? i actually think briefs are the most unattractive thing men can do to themselves. they say, "I"m a pansy." I'm not sure why that is.
Do you have any siblings?: the best brother in the whole wide world
Have you ever been played?: do you mean cheated on? yes
Have you ever played anyone?: heck no.
Do you get along with your parents?: very well
How do you vent your anger?: haha....good question. i think crying, but I'm working on being better about that.
Have you ever ran away?: Well Amanda and I planned to run away in 5th grade...it never panned out though. I think if either one of us had decided to carry it through our elaborate plan would have been flawless. I mean...who doesn't want to work at Busch Gardens for the rest of their life? i ask you...
Have you ever been fired from a job?: no
Do you even have a job?: haha. no!
Do you daydream a lot?: practically all the time
Do you have a lot of ex's?: a handful
Do you run your mouth?: heh. um. i'm speaking that i don't.
What do you want a tattoo of?: nothing.
What do you have a tattoo of?: N/A
What does your ex bf/gf look like?: um....no.
What does your most recent crush look like?: tall, dashing Italian man
Whats her/his name?: David
Have you ever been bitched out?: haha. probably.
Are you rude?: i don't ever mean to be.
What was the last compliment you recieved?: David said I was hot in Ukrops today.
Do you like getting dirty?: not particularly. is paint considered dirty? if so, then yes.
Are you flexiable?: not as much as i used to be.
What is your heritage?: italian and irish mostly
What is your lucky number?: 17
What does your hair look like right now?: hairy
Could you ever be a vegetarian?: nope
Describe your looks?: small, brunette, adorable.
If you had to completely dye your hair it'd be what color?: i'm diggin the chestnut right now.
Would you ever date someone younger than you?: no
Would you ever date someone older than you?: does my husband count?
When was the last time you were drunk?: okay. i feel like i have a story for everything. amanda says i was tipsy in new york after two halves of drinks. i maintain that i was perfectly sober. anyway that was 2003. David says i was tipsy on our honeymoon after one glass of wine. i also maintain that i was perfectly sober then. that was this summer.
How many rings until you answer the phone?: well my phone doesn't really have rings...it just plays songs.
Have you ever been skinny dipping?: yep
If yes, when was the last time?: err.....9th grade? at the beach.
When was the last time you went on a date?: David and I went to TGIFridays a week ago.
Do you look more like your mother or father?: depends on whom I'm next to at the time.
Do you cry a lot?: i'm workin on it, okay?
Do you ever cry to get your way?: i think i have subconsciously a lot more than i thought i did. but the answer is yes.
Are you the romantic type?: yes
Have you ever been chased by cops?: does getting pulled over for speeding count?
What do you like most about your body?: eyes
What do you like least about your body?: i'll say nothing.
When did you have your first crush?: no idea.
When was the last time you threw up?: i think it was on the plane back from Australia. Bloody Mary mix all over the lady next to me.. Oh wait....okay the last time was when I was working at the Cheesecake Bistro during my shift. But that's not as funny of a story.
In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes?: David
Do you ever wear shirts do show your belly?: not in public
What about cleavage?: not intentionally
Is your best friend a virgin?: she's married, so i'll go with no
What theme does your room have?: silverberry and wine frost. no real theme though.
What size show do you wear?: eight
What is your screen name on AIM?: artistajax. but if you want to talk to me you'd be better off just calling me.
How are you feeling right now?: my left contact is bothering me, but other than that i'm good.
When was the last time you were at a party?: new years eve
Have you ever given a lapdance?: i'm sure i have. i was a drama kid. i think it's the rule.
Have you ever recieved one?: (see previous answer)
Has there ever been a rumor spread about you?: yes.
What is one of your bad qualilties?: i'm overcoming all the sanguine ones (ie. tardiness, disorganization, forgetfulness)
What is one of your good qualilties?: so many from which to choose....
Would you marry for money?: "I'd marry you for your money in a minute. Would you marry me for my money?"
What do you drive?: Mercedes SL500 (it's true)
Are you more of a mommys or daddys child?: depends. mom's i guess. i really like them both.
When was the last time you cried in school?: i don't know exactly.
What kind of music do you like?: the good kind. favorite would be jazz.
Would you ever bungee jump?: Good grief, Charlie Brown! No!
What is your worst fear?: It wouldn't ever happen so there's no point in talkking about it.
Would you ever join the army?: No. Not because I don't love my country. Just realistically it wouldn't happen.
Do you like cows?: well i mean, they're okay. what context are we talking about? as a pet? no. as a means to eat my cereal? yes.
If you were to die today, what would you do?: die, i guess?
If you had one last word to say to someone before you die, what would it be?: supercalifragilisticexbialidocious
Do you like to party?: I like to boogie-oogie-oogie til I just can't boogie no more.
Hearts or broken hearts?: um? hearts?
Moons or stars?: moon
Coke or pepsi?: winter-coke in a bottle. summer-pepsi in a can.
Favorite scent?: Issey Meiaki and Tolsom
Favorite band?: The list gets shorter every year. Not in an indy way. It's just part of being the old married lady.
Would you ever dye your hair red?: done and done.
How many languages can you speak?: does Pig Latin Count? three then.
What time are you finishing this?: 12:21am
Name?: Jacquelyn Suzanne Monkfish Pascucci, Esq.
Nicknames?: Jackie-Sue, Goose
Date of birth?: 17 February 1985
Sex?: I'm a wooooman, w-o-m-a-n, I'll say it again...
Height?: 5'3
Eye color?: yes
Where were you born?: depaul's hospital in Norfolk, Virginia (pronounced Naw-fuk)
Number of candles on your last birthday cake?: 20
Hair color?: chestnut
Piercings?: 1 in each ear and a hole that hasn't gone away in my navel
Town you live in?: Richmond
Favorite foods?: Chicken Curry from our kitchen, Chicken Cashew from the Hunan Cafe, Chicken Piccata from the Cheesecake Factory
Ever been to Africa?: not yet
Been toilet papering?: Yes. At Kid's Camp in 1996. We TPed the parents' tents on Parents' Day. I was bit by Horseflies the entire time.
Love someone so much it made you cry?: Probably, knowing me.
Been in a car accident?: shut up
Croutons or bacon bits?: Depends...croutons on salad, bacon bits on chicken curry
Favorite day of the week?: friday
Favorite resturant?: Probably Cheesecake Factory or Maggiano's.
Favorite flower?: Gardenia
Favorite sport to watch?: Football
Favorite drink?: Berry Juicy Juice
Favorite ice cream flavor?: Vanilla Bean. But it has to be Breyer's Original Vanilla Bean
Warner Bros. or Disney?: warner brothers.
Favorite fast food restuarant?:Chick-Fil-A
Carpet color in your bedroom?: Ekru
How many times did you fail your driver's test?: Once.
Whom did you get your last email from?: Steve Kelly
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?: H&M
What do you do most often when you are bored?: watch a movie.
Most annoying thing to say to me?: I really don't know.
Bedtime?: well.....that's all relative
Favorite TV show?: to be honest i have no idea. i don't really watch it.
Last person you went out to dinner with?: the eason organization
Been out of country?: yep- Spain, France, Italy, Australia, and Mexico
Believe in magick?: ...no...?
Ford or Chevy?: Mercedes
What are you listening to right now?: Troy is playing in the living room
Have you ever failed a grade?: nope
If you have, what grade did you fail? N/A
Do you have a crush on someone?: you bet
Do you have a bf/gf?: does a husband still belong in the bf category?
If so, what is their name?: David Andrew
How long have you been together?: over 2 years.
What are you wearing right now?: brown striped pants, pink sweater
Would you have sex before marriage?: well since I'm married, does that question still apply?
Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers?: The permanent sub for Mrs. Johnson-Smith in 7th grade history.
Are you a virgin?: married
Do you smoke?: no sirree
Do you drink?: no ma'am
Are you ghetto?: i sure hope not.
Are you a player?: I'm sorry...do people actually still use this word?
What are your favorite colors?: fuschia
What is your favorite animal?: penguins
Do you have any birthmarks?: yep.
Have you ever gotten your ass kicked?: well...Sarah Spangler was pretty tough on me in those games in youth group
Who do you talk to most on the phone?: David, Mom, James, Amanda
Have you ever been slapped?: not in the face on purpose
Do you get online a lot?: um....i suppose about once a day. I'm never on aim though.
Are you shy or outgoing?: outgoing
Do you shower?: as opposed to?? looking homeless? yes i shower.
Do you hate school?: no
Do you have a social life?: i think so
How easily do you trust people?: extremely
Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing?: yep
Would you ever sky dive?: in reality, no. in my head, yes.
Do you like to dance?: you have no idea. you should have seen me in our kitchen tonight.
Have you ever been out of state?: of course
Do you like to travel?: indeed
Have you ever been expelled from school?: nope
Have you ever been suspended from school?: i don't think so....have i? i can't remember. i really don't think so.
Do you want to get out of your hometown?: i already left. but i miss it.
Have you ever gotten high?: well there was this one time at a Grateful Dead concert. I didn't mean to! There was more marijuana smoke than oxygen. I still maintain that I wasn't high but Angelo says I got a contact buzz. Just because I became intensly interested in glow sticks doesn't mean anything.
Do you like snapple?: no
Do you drink a lot of water?: roughly 32-64 oz a day
What toothpaste do you use?: glister
Do you have a cell phone?: Yes
Do you have a curfew?: haha i remember those... no i i don't.
Who do you look up to?: my husband and my brother. and a lot of other people.
Are you a role model?: i hope so.
Have you ever been to Six Flags or Cedar Point?: Six Flags
What name brand do you wear the most?: I guess H&M if you consider that a brand.
What kind of jewelry do you wear?: the kind that matches my outfit
What do you want pierced?: nothing really
Do you have a tan?: not right now.
Do you get annoyed easily?: no
Have you ever started a rumor?: no
Do you have your own phone or phone line?: i have a cell phone
Do you have your own pool?: one day
Do you prefer boxers or briefs?: for me? neither. for guys? i actually think briefs are the most unattractive thing men can do to themselves. they say, "I"m a pansy." I'm not sure why that is.
Do you have any siblings?: the best brother in the whole wide world
Have you ever been played?: do you mean cheated on? yes
Have you ever played anyone?: heck no.
Do you get along with your parents?: very well
How do you vent your anger?: haha....good question. i think crying, but I'm working on being better about that.
Have you ever ran away?: Well Amanda and I planned to run away in 5th grade...it never panned out though. I think if either one of us had decided to carry it through our elaborate plan would have been flawless. I mean...who doesn't want to work at Busch Gardens for the rest of their life? i ask you...
Have you ever been fired from a job?: no
Do you even have a job?: haha. no!
Do you daydream a lot?: practically all the time
Do you have a lot of ex's?: a handful
Do you run your mouth?: heh. um. i'm speaking that i don't.
What do you want a tattoo of?: nothing.
What do you have a tattoo of?: N/A
What does your ex bf/gf look like?: um....no.
What does your most recent crush look like?: tall, dashing Italian man
Whats her/his name?: David
Have you ever been bitched out?: haha. probably.
Are you rude?: i don't ever mean to be.
What was the last compliment you recieved?: David said I was hot in Ukrops today.
Do you like getting dirty?: not particularly. is paint considered dirty? if so, then yes.
Are you flexiable?: not as much as i used to be.
What is your heritage?: italian and irish mostly
What is your lucky number?: 17
What does your hair look like right now?: hairy
Could you ever be a vegetarian?: nope
Describe your looks?: small, brunette, adorable.
If you had to completely dye your hair it'd be what color?: i'm diggin the chestnut right now.
Would you ever date someone younger than you?: no
Would you ever date someone older than you?: does my husband count?
When was the last time you were drunk?: okay. i feel like i have a story for everything. amanda says i was tipsy in new york after two halves of drinks. i maintain that i was perfectly sober. anyway that was 2003. David says i was tipsy on our honeymoon after one glass of wine. i also maintain that i was perfectly sober then. that was this summer.
How many rings until you answer the phone?: well my phone doesn't really have rings...it just plays songs.
Have you ever been skinny dipping?: yep
If yes, when was the last time?: err.....9th grade? at the beach.
When was the last time you went on a date?: David and I went to TGIFridays a week ago.
Do you look more like your mother or father?: depends on whom I'm next to at the time.
Do you cry a lot?: i'm workin on it, okay?
Do you ever cry to get your way?: i think i have subconsciously a lot more than i thought i did. but the answer is yes.
Are you the romantic type?: yes
Have you ever been chased by cops?: does getting pulled over for speeding count?
What do you like most about your body?: eyes
What do you like least about your body?: i'll say nothing.
When did you have your first crush?: no idea.
When was the last time you threw up?: i think it was on the plane back from Australia. Bloody Mary mix all over the lady next to me.. Oh wait....okay the last time was when I was working at the Cheesecake Bistro during my shift. But that's not as funny of a story.
In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes?: David
Do you ever wear shirts do show your belly?: not in public
What about cleavage?: not intentionally
Is your best friend a virgin?: she's married, so i'll go with no
What theme does your room have?: silverberry and wine frost. no real theme though.
What size show do you wear?: eight
What is your screen name on AIM?: artistajax. but if you want to talk to me you'd be better off just calling me.
How are you feeling right now?: my left contact is bothering me, but other than that i'm good.
When was the last time you were at a party?: new years eve
Have you ever given a lapdance?: i'm sure i have. i was a drama kid. i think it's the rule.
Have you ever recieved one?: (see previous answer)
Has there ever been a rumor spread about you?: yes.
What is one of your bad qualilties?: i'm overcoming all the sanguine ones (ie. tardiness, disorganization, forgetfulness)
What is one of your good qualilties?: so many from which to choose....
Would you marry for money?: "I'd marry you for your money in a minute. Would you marry me for my money?"
What do you drive?: Mercedes SL500 (it's true)
Are you more of a mommys or daddys child?: depends. mom's i guess. i really like them both.
When was the last time you cried in school?: i don't know exactly.
What kind of music do you like?: the good kind. favorite would be jazz.
Would you ever bungee jump?: Good grief, Charlie Brown! No!
What is your worst fear?: It wouldn't ever happen so there's no point in talkking about it.
Would you ever join the army?: No. Not because I don't love my country. Just realistically it wouldn't happen.
Do you like cows?: well i mean, they're okay. what context are we talking about? as a pet? no. as a means to eat my cereal? yes.
If you were to die today, what would you do?: die, i guess?
If you had one last word to say to someone before you die, what would it be?: supercalifragilisticexbialidocious
Do you like to party?: I like to boogie-oogie-oogie til I just can't boogie no more.
Hearts or broken hearts?: um? hearts?
Moons or stars?: moon
Coke or pepsi?: winter-coke in a bottle. summer-pepsi in a can.
Favorite scent?: Issey Meiaki and Tolsom
Favorite band?: The list gets shorter every year. Not in an indy way. It's just part of being the old married lady.
Would you ever dye your hair red?: done and done.
How many languages can you speak?: does Pig Latin Count? three then.
What time are you finishing this?: 12:21am