The DMTNT 2.0 S Model
So after we brought you just what the Doctor ordered for the power hungry Airship Pilot or perhaps the scruffy nerf-herding scoundrel of an Sky-Pirate.
From the mind of a madman, we are proud to present, the next in the line of DMTNT model self defense items.
This little, or not so little as the case may be, item is known as the DMTNT 2.0 S Model Sniper/Safari Rifle.
We took the previous design of the muzzle-loading blunderbuss, known for its ability to sweeping the decks clean of unwanted baggage and baggage handlers, pesky crew members that just whine and whimper all day, and added just a little something different.
WE changed the barrel configuration to allow a more pin point compressed line of fire. Rather than taking out multiple targets in a rather close and personal range proximity, this baby can take out a single target at an extreme long range.
That's right scruffy nerf herders, this baby is meant to reach out and touch someone, and touch them hard. Preliminary reports tells of a bull Elephant taken down at over 300 yards, and the shooter not so much as even broke a sweat.
Whether it is annoying high profile target you need to cleanse the karmic universe of or just another day of big game hunting during your next exciting safari (to some this might be one in the same), the DMTNT 2.0 S Model is the right gun for you.
The DMTNT 2.0 S Model comes with the signature coin on the stock, so you know you are purchasing only the finest in our exclusive self defense items line.
And for your viewing pleasure, behind the cut.... I present to you.... The DMTNT 2.0 S model:
So there you have it folks, the DMTNT 2.0 S model.
Any comments or suggestion are greatly appreciated so we at DMTNT productions can continue to bring you quality self defense items for a brighter better tomorrow.
The Lawyers at DMTNT wished us to add this disclaimer:
(no bull Elephants, high profile targets or neighbors were hurt, maimed or destroyed before or after the building of the DMTNT 2,0 S model.) (wink, wink, nudge, nudge).
What you do with your DMTNT products is strictly your business and we at DMTNT productions wish to have no knowledge of those said actions.
(We'd rather read about them in the morning paper over a sweet roll and cup of coffee)