Mar 01, 2007 14:25
Well there are 8 days left. And I got the gag gift bag all set for Jon. It's in a hot lil bag I got at work and this is what it includes.....
What The F*ck drinking game...
Asian Model Cards....(nudie shots of course)
Masterbator Kit...(which has a latex glove, wetnap, bullseye, and condom)
3 Bath Salt....(healing blend by Kama Sutra, Butt Naked scent as well as Warm Vanilla)
Massage Candle....(burn it then use it as a massage oils)
boob can cover...
boob bouget....(group of boob shaped lollipops)
And that is all I can think of right now. I know I got him more tho. Err...am pretty sure I did anyway.
On the home front here, things continue to get worst. My parents jump at any chance to make me seem like a horrible person and less than adiquet mother. I was about ready to bitch smack them yesterday. The zantac was in the diaper bag, so she missed her moring meds. so because of that I won the worst mother of the year reward.
Then this morning...oh man...I was locked out of my running car, in front of my moms house. And of course my mom is bitching cause.."she has to go places"...Im freaking cause I have to get to work early to pick up the money to go to the bank to make a fucking deposit for my job.And I gotta make sure that the store is ready to open at 9:45. >.> Needless to say that was unobtainable. Gwaaa...on plus side, I got my own cell now. ^.^