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[artifictitious]

[You know what you need more of, Mayfield? Small annoyed fuzzy green chipmunk-women accidentally teleporting into your house.

That is exactly what you need. ]

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[catslooklikeme]

[Nall is jonesing for some tuna and rummaging about in his kitchen when unexpected visitor chipmunk woman surprises the heck out of him.]

Whoa, what the?!

[artifictitious]

[This is not exactly where she was planning on ending up.]

What house is this?

[catslooklikeme]

Uhm... 913 Bilko Boulevard.

...did you expect to be somewhere else?

[artifictitious]

Yes.

The town is obviously messing with my spells.

[As opposed to.... well, it's not a spell that she's very good at yet.]

[catslooklikeme]

...you teleported here just now, didn't you?

[artifictitious]

To your house, yes. To the town, no, I've been here for over a month.

[catslooklikeme]

Huh. Have you been in here before? I don't recall seeing you...

[artifictitious]

I haven't seen you before either. What species are you?

[catslooklikeme]

...not feline.

How the heck did you teleport in here without having visited before? I can only teleport to places I've previously visited...

[artifictitious]

Do I look like I'm going to judge you based on species?

Well, I should be able to teleport anywhere, but the spell still needs some work, and apparently I'm blocked from leaving the town.

[catslooklikeme]

Well, I guess not, it's just... a get that a LOT. It gets old after a while...

Yea, I couldn't teleport out of Mayfield either... this place cheats horribly.

I'm Nall, by the way.

[artifictitious]

Oh, I understand. You won't believe the stares I get here. I didn't mean to be offensive.

My name is Xandra. It's a pleasure to meet you, Nall.

[catslooklikeme]

[Nall laughs.] Oh, I think I would. It's a rare encounter that I have that doesn't immediately result in, "OH MY GOD, A FLYING TALKING CAT!" Don't worry about it, I didn't take offense.

Nice to meet you too. So where were you trying to teleport? Just back home, or somewhere else?

[artifictitious]

At least you're something they recognize. I'm fairly sure no one in this entire town has seen a Xweetok before.

I was trying to get out of the town to start with, my magic isn't quite strong enough to breech dimensions.

[catslooklikeme]

A Xweetok, huh? Are there a lot of your race back where you come from? So... what do they mistake you for, if anything?

We'll figure out an escape some other way, I'm sure of it, if we keep at it and put our heads together.

[artifictitious]

We're the fifth most common species. The drones think I'm a dog, the rest have no idea.

What have you come up with, as far as escape plans go?