Wavy hair is a sign of the emocalypse!
Truthies.
S-so I'm still alive. REALLY. I just. Like. Read and see and hear things and go "WOW I SHOULD MAKE AN LJ UPDATE AND TALK ABOUT THIS" a-and then I never do.
Super brief reactions time BECAUSE EVEN NOW I AM LAZY.
Kuroshitsuji Manga: NEXT CHAPTER PLZ? I sense answers afoot!
Kuroshitsuji Anime: What is this I don't even
D.Gray-Man: Holy shit guys Hoshino doesn't dick around. I've been WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT. Also, the art has been super gorgeous since the manga came back.
Reborn! Manga: Plot? What plot? CHROME IS ADORABLE and she and Kyoko and Haru need to become besties. (Because then I can't help imagining Haru and Kyoko bumping into Chikusa and Ken somehow and then AWKWARD MISADVENTURES.)
Reborn! Anime: I DON'T REALLY WATCH YOU I JUST FF TO THE ANIMATED HARUHARU INTERVIEWS, SORRY. :( But they ARE really cute.
So today at work, a coworker and I ("T") were working in an aisle. The next aisle over, we hear customers shuffling around, talking. As the store is open, this is OBVIOUSLY NOT A BIG DEAL. That's what customers do.
Apparently, the fellow must have said something wrong because suddenly, out of nowhere, the woman SCREAMS something unintelligible and "IF I WANTED TO FUCKING BE WITH HIM I'D BE WITH HIM!" And when I say SCREAMS, I do mean it. I assume most of you have been inside a Target - they are big stores. And I am not joking when I say everyone in the store heard this woman loud and clear.
T and I stopped working and listened. We didn't have walkies so we couldn't call security, and we figured whatever, THAT WAS WEIRD, WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE HAVING YOUR DOMESTIC DISPUTE IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR STORE, GO AWAY. Except she kept going LOUDLY and all of the side of the store we were in (other than her) went dead silent.
Then we heard a CRASH punctuate a screamed "THIS IS WHY I DON'T WANT TO BE WITH YOU!" and then I really wished I had a walkie so I could call security because I sure as hell wasn't about to pop my head in and tell her to gtfo. (We later looked - it seems she threw a Crayola marker set at him.)
After a moment of pause we heard him quietly say to her "I'm not yelling at YOU, I'm not hitting YOU". to which she quietly, calmly, sweetly said, "Well, maybe you should. You know? It might feel good."
At which point T and I just looked at each other. With a share look of "uh wow what".
After a minute a security officer and one of the team leads came over and told her they couldn't have swearing and disruption in the store so please calm down or leave. She said "sorry" and the couple moved to a different part of the store.
Later, we heard they started fighting again in the market area and she had thrown her entire basket of stuff at him and had started knocking things off the shelves in a rage, and they were escorted out of the store.
The worst part? I never saw her or heard her because she was silent as a lamb, but apparently a ton of customers and workers had gotten on those red Target phones to call for security because they were concerned for the little girl who was with them who they were doing all this right in front of. :\
S-so I'm still alive. REALLY. I just. Like. Read and see and hear things and go "WOW I SHOULD MAKE AN LJ UPDATE AND TALK ABOUT THIS" a-and then I never do.
Super brief reactions time BECAUSE EVEN NOW I AM LAZY.
Kuroshitsuji Manga: NEXT CHAPTER PLZ? I sense answers afoot!
Kuroshitsuji Anime: What is this I don't even
D.Gray-Man: Holy shit guys Hoshino doesn't dick around. I've been WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT. Also, the art has been super gorgeous since the manga came back.
Reborn! Manga: Plot? What plot? CHROME IS ADORABLE and she and Kyoko and Haru need to become besties. (Because then I can't help imagining Haru and Kyoko bumping into Chikusa and Ken somehow and then AWKWARD MISADVENTURES.)
Reborn! Anime: I DON'T REALLY WATCH YOU I JUST FF TO THE ANIMATED HARUHARU INTERVIEWS, SORRY. :( But they ARE really cute.
So today at work, a coworker and I ("T") were working in an aisle. The next aisle over, we hear customers shuffling around, talking. As the store is open, this is OBVIOUSLY NOT A BIG DEAL. That's what customers do.
Apparently, the fellow must have said something wrong because suddenly, out of nowhere, the woman SCREAMS something unintelligible and "IF I WANTED TO FUCKING BE WITH HIM I'D BE WITH HIM!" And when I say SCREAMS, I do mean it. I assume most of you have been inside a Target - they are big stores. And I am not joking when I say everyone in the store heard this woman loud and clear.
T and I stopped working and listened. We didn't have walkies so we couldn't call security, and we figured whatever, THAT WAS WEIRD, WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE HAVING YOUR DOMESTIC DISPUTE IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR STORE, GO AWAY. Except she kept going LOUDLY and all of the side of the store we were in (other than her) went dead silent.
Then we heard a CRASH punctuate a screamed "THIS IS WHY I DON'T WANT TO BE WITH YOU!" and then I really wished I had a walkie so I could call security because I sure as hell wasn't about to pop my head in and tell her to gtfo. (We later looked - it seems she threw a Crayola marker set at him.)
After a moment of pause we heard him quietly say to her "I'm not yelling at YOU, I'm not hitting YOU". to which she quietly, calmly, sweetly said, "Well, maybe you should. You know? It might feel good."
At which point T and I just looked at each other. With a share look of "uh wow what".
After a minute a security officer and one of the team leads came over and told her they couldn't have swearing and disruption in the store so please calm down or leave. She said "sorry" and the couple moved to a different part of the store.
Later, we heard they started fighting again in the market area and she had thrown her entire basket of stuff at him and had started knocking things off the shelves in a rage, and they were escorted out of the store.
The worst part? I never saw her or heard her because she was silent as a lamb, but apparently a ton of customers and workers had gotten on those red Target phones to call for security because they were concerned for the little girl who was with them who they were doing all this right in front of. :\