Brien's New York Halloween Parade in review
Well, wasn't that interesting.
Girl walking in the parade, with the black camisole and the low-rise jeans. Yes, you're hot. Yes, I wish I had your number. No, thats not a costume. Why are you walking in the middle of a parade of costumed people wearing normal clothing? Did you get lost? Were you confused? In case you're unaware, "hot" is not actually a costume. All you needed was to throw some goofy devil horns on, or even come silly cat or bunny ears. Perhaps some strange fairy wings? Anything, really. Anything at all.
Woman spread eagle on top of the truck dressed as a succubus: interesting choice of costume, and very interesting choice on how to display it. Me and five other videogame dorks realized you were dressed as Morrigan from Darkstalkers. Congratulations on an excellent costume.
The prancing ballerina children dressed as candy corn were remarkably talented, and I was amused that the band leading the parade kicked it off with a high school band rendition of Milkshake.
So many bizarre sights, and so many offensive costumes. It was pretty great, but I think my legs are going to break. Standing in one spot with irritating people pushing and prodding at you is kind of annoying.
Girl walking in the parade, with the black camisole and the low-rise jeans. Yes, you're hot. Yes, I wish I had your number. No, thats not a costume. Why are you walking in the middle of a parade of costumed people wearing normal clothing? Did you get lost? Were you confused? In case you're unaware, "hot" is not actually a costume. All you needed was to throw some goofy devil horns on, or even come silly cat or bunny ears. Perhaps some strange fairy wings? Anything, really. Anything at all.
Woman spread eagle on top of the truck dressed as a succubus: interesting choice of costume, and very interesting choice on how to display it. Me and five other videogame dorks realized you were dressed as Morrigan from Darkstalkers. Congratulations on an excellent costume.
The prancing ballerina children dressed as candy corn were remarkably talented, and I was amused that the band leading the parade kicked it off with a high school band rendition of Milkshake.
So many bizarre sights, and so many offensive costumes. It was pretty great, but I think my legs are going to break. Standing in one spot with irritating people pushing and prodding at you is kind of annoying.