[Make Your List] 24.2 - Things I Often Say

[artiejackson]

- Not on my dime, Chief.
- Get that out of my face.
- Rian, slow down.
- Joe, shut your hole.
- Calm down, Joey.
- In my day...
- Sure...when pigs fly.
- I'd elaborate, but there's profanity involved, and ladies present.
- Fucking shit!...excuse the language, Miss/Ma'am/Ladies...
- Protect and serve? Boy, you couldn't serve coffee on a bet, and you couldn't protect the family jewels if your whole damn bloodline hung in the balance.
- I got one nerve left...don't get on it.
- Leave it, Old Man.
- Pipe down, brat.
- My great-grandson is a goddamn genius.
- My granddaughter knows her stuff, lemme tell ya.
- I'm henpecked and I know it...but what a way to go, eh?
- I'm right, you're wrong...you owe me a drink.
- AB Neg, freshest you got.
- Artie Jackson, LAPD.
- Yes, Your Honor.
- No, Your Honor.
- Cram it, Your Honor.
- With all due respect, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, kiss my scrawny dead ass.
- You got it, Angel.
- Now wait just a damn minute...
- I say this as a friend, because I hold you in the highest respect...you don't have the sense God gave the softest steaming pile of cow flop.