Like a case of the Herpes... here we are again
So after the utter joy of yesterday's pirate-ness today just just Tuesday. What a bite this is. Here I am back sitting at my desk working. Please keep in mind I work at home. My dog won't speak to me today. I have had to go to the bathroom for 30 minutes now (but am too lazy to get up) and we are out of coffee. I think that I am just going to go try and drown myself in the toilet. I think it will be pretty funny when people find me and think I tried to flush myself.
I wish my house had a cool name like SnakeHead Manor or The Manhole. People just call this Meaghan's House. Well I guess we would have to have people over here in order to have people know where it is. But let's face it, people are gonna steal my stuff if they come inside. Or worse yet, set up those little cameras in my bathroom. Next thing you know there is my butthole all over the internet... again
Will someone please act like my friend. I am going to be mean and sarcastic, but inside I am really grateful. Even when I am shoving you away with the end of a broom handle.
I wish my house had a cool name like SnakeHead Manor or The Manhole. People just call this Meaghan's House. Well I guess we would have to have people over here in order to have people know where it is. But let's face it, people are gonna steal my stuff if they come inside. Or worse yet, set up those little cameras in my bathroom. Next thing you know there is my butthole all over the internet... again
Will someone please act like my friend. I am going to be mean and sarcastic, but inside I am really grateful. Even when I am shoving you away with the end of a broom handle.