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Forever Moore.
Working on it all night has left me feeling ill, but I wanna type this dream up before it fizzes away.
The other night I had one where I was in NY but I lost $400 and my car while trying to save a woman who drove onto a barge off a bridge. I was too afraid to touch the water, though. I managed to get a bus of people to take me to get my car and then crashed it and caused a big pile-up. Then we were all in a small tunnel with elephants. I got us out okay. On to NY again where I shacked up with 2 girls who slept, 2 guys who sat up talking (with me) and Liza....who slept in the closet and didn't like being woke up. Oops.
So last night I had one where I was hanging out with the gang from "That 70s Show" and we were in my neighbourhood but they didn't wanna go to the "15 Minute Bar" (where you can pick a celeb to go upstairs and get a room with). We hung out behind a convenience store and Red came along and busted us with pot. Then I went into the store and tricked the owner into believing the guy I was with was the son of an Ambassador. He fell for it until we were outside and he heard me tell the guy to act right or the owner would know we were faking it. We ran away.
Next, I'm in a busy little room with long tables sitting across from some cranky guy (the owner?) who's lecturing me and Dudley (sitting on my right, early-80's style). I decided to bluff and stood up shouting at the guy, "Don't you know who this is?! This is Arthur Bach! He's a millionaire!" Dudley gave me this "What the hell are you DOING?!" look and stood up, trying to play along. The guy also stood up and was shocked and embarrassed. It worked. Then he mentioned something about "billions" and we were kind of out of that league (even with the lying) so we left.
A long black limo pulled up out front and a rich couple got out. Dudley jumped in the back and got out the other side. It gave the illusion that it was our limo we were getting into. The woman dropped her fur 9ug) coat and I picked it up(as if). I put it in the car and she she looked like she was concerned at first but said thanks.
Dudley and I walked across the parking lot and he had a matchstick in his mouth. I took it and chewed on it (with the flint side in my mouth). I asked what he was doing (knowing he didn't smoke) and he said, "I'm gonna smoke a cigar" and put one in his mouth. He wanted his match back and I said he better take it before it gets ruined. I wondered if it would light on my teeth as he pulled it out.
Then we were in a dim apartment complex. I was talking to Liza and walked to another room where I found Dudley. They were messing around (even though she was with me) and I got mad and said I knew that would happen. He fixed his shirt and said he was sorry. They were both ashamed. I walked out, checked out some flashlights on the floor and kept one that worked, went outside and thought a guy riding a motorbike on the wall would be a problem but he was friendly. He and his girlfriend sat on top of a car with me and we chatted. I asked him if he's leave the situation or stay with the guy. I said I had a crush on Liza and he said stay and be with both of them cos that would be a cool thing to do. I agreed.
There were lots of other people in the parking lot. The sun was setting and someone said we had better get back inside (curfew). I said we still had a few minutes. Then those of us who lived there ran inside. It was too dark to see. The girl knew where she was going, but I used my flashlight and still couldn't find my room (which I shared with Liza). I ended up in a bathroom with stalls and a room with some girls I didn't know. One had poop on her shoe and tracked it on the carpet and laughed when I said ew and got out of there. I tried to hide from the woman in charge but she and a guy found me in the office hallway. She said I was in trouble and should be in my room by now. She also said I better clean up the hallway (lots of junk). She let me off the hook. Then I woke up.