Anoymous [Second Shot]
Finally. Haha. I've just been up to post this. I've actually finished writing this last Valentines but I was too lazy to type it all and post it here. But now here it is! Enjoy! :D
by: arthicule
ship: DHR
Disclaimer: I do not own any characters and they all rightfully belong to the amazing JKR.
Warnings: Foul language
Slytherin Dungeons; A week later
Hermione: Eeeeek!!
Draco: Granger, it's me. Promise not to scream and I'll let go.
Hermione: Mmmmkkk!!
Draco: Good.
Hermione: Don't you ever do that to me again Malfoy!!
Draco: Hey! You promised not to scream!!
Hermione: Fine! This better now!?
Draco: Great!
Hermione: Why, in Merlin's name did you just sneak behind me and pulled me into this dark corridor like you're kidnapping me!?
Draco: Oh well, what would you have suggested I'd do!? Approach you and say, 'Hey Mudblood! I need to talk.'!?
Hermione: You have a point but there are other ways dumbarse!
Draco: Like what!? Humor me if you're so smart then.
Hermione: Ugh! You are thick as Ron! I take back what I said the other day!!
Draco: You're avoiding the earlier subject.
Hermione: What subject!?
Draco: Ugh! And I thought you're smart! I told you to HUMOR me mudblood!
Hermione: Fine ferret boy! You're so daft cause you haven't even thought of OWLING me which would be worth less trouble git!
Draco: Oh yeah. There was that.
Hermione: So what do you want this time ferret face?
Draco: You still receiving those anonymous letters?
Hermione: Oh yeah, about that...
Draco: I've receive one recently that has an initial on the closing of the letter. You know, the part where it tells you whom it's from. And I've just confirmed that it's you writing to me Granger cause the intials were HG.
Hermione: What!? I am not daft Malfoy. I am knowledgeable about the parts in letters and I have most certainly not written to you! Although the fact that I've received a letter that's from someone who has initials of DM!!
Draco: I DID NOT write that letter! Why in the world would I write a letter and a LOVE letter at that to a fucking mudblood bitch!?
Hermione: First of all Malfoy, I didn't say that it was a LOVE letter. Second of all, if I didn't know better, I'd say you're caught hook line and sinker for writing that letter. Third of all, I am NOT a fucking mudblood bitch but YOU are a fucking ferret faced dumbarse jerk. And lastly, fortunately for me and unfortunately for you, I might just know who the letters are from.
Draco: Grr- wait a minute Granger. YOU know who the letters are from?
Hermione: Hell yeah I do.
Draco: From who? And why do they have our intials on them?
Hermione: I'm not sure and I'm not telling you...but you're looking all crestfallen...are you ACTUALLY disappointed that it wasn't me who wrote you Ferret!? Haha!
Draco: Hell no I'm not!
Hermione: Then why the face jerk!? Haha!
Draco: Why? Is it a crime to pull faces now!?
Hermione: Hmmm....no! Hahahaha!
Draco: What's so amusing mudbrain?
Hermione: You really like me! Genuinely like me! And you're disappointed cause I'm not the one who wrote you!!
Draco: Stop talking in that singsong tone Granger! It's highly irritating when coupled with your off-key voice. If you do that again, I will permanently rid you of your appalling voice!
Hermione: Oh yeah!? What will you do about it then? I'm not scared of your threats Malfoy!!
Draco: Will you just please stop rambling!?
Hermione: Oooohh...you're begging now aren't you? And 'please'!? This is good. This is very very -
*SMACK*
Draco: There! Shut up will you!? You fucking irritating mudblood bitch...
*Turns and storms away*
On the way to Hagrid's Hut
Hermione: Harry, Ron, I couldn't help overhear that letter you were talking about last week and I just wanted to ask...
Ron: Oh sure Hermione, oh great one! We'll tell you! We know you just can't live without knowing every ruddy detail of mine and Harry's life!
Harry: Oh shut up Ron. Stop teasing and be serious. She just wants to ask something!!
Hermione: Thanks Harry. See, Ron said that he misplaced you letters right? Could I just know what intials you placed on the 'from' part cause I might just know who got the latest.
Ron: Hermione that's great! At least Harry won't have a reason to kill me now since I've placed initials to track them if ever they got lost!
Harry: You imbecile! What kind of ruddy brain do you have in your skull you prat!?
Ron: Oh don't worry Harry...It's not OUR initials really.
Harry: What!? What do you mean Ron!?
Ron: Well, in you letter I used the initials HG and DM on mine.
Harry: And why is that exactly Ron, when our names have initials of HP and RW!?
Ron: Oh Harry! Don't be so thick now! It's a disguise!! Don't you get it!?
Hermione: Ron, only you could come up with something as daft as that. Haven't you even considered that there are a lot of other students who might have those initials!? Say, me for example!?
Ron: How could that be you Hermione? HG stands for 'Harry The Great', not 'Hermione Granger'!!
Harry: But whoever gets it won't know that Ron, now would they!?
Ron: Oh...yeah. Sorry. Haven't thought of that.
Hermione: Urrgh!! I can't absolutely fathom how THICK your fucking skull is!!
Harry: Ah well...let's forgive him now Hermione. It isn't our fault that he was born with such a thick skull.
Ron: What!? And your blaming my MUM now!?
Harry: No Ron. I haven't said ANYTHING like that.
Hermione: *sniggers*
Ron: What's so funny!?
Harry: Anyway, what does DM stand for? Shouldn't it be...oh I don't know..say, RS? For 'Ron The Sidekick' of something like that?
Ron: Oh well I have thought of that and then realized that I'd rather hide my identity under my favorite wizard comic. DM - Dragon The Mighty.
Harry: How wise of you Ron. I just feel awfully sorry for whoever got that letter. But Ron, you're a GENIUS for thinking DM!!
Ron: Really!? How so?
Harry: Ah...these are the times when we all wonder if you really have a brain and if the things you come up with are really from you.
Ron: Why!?
Harry: Malfoy Ron. M-A-L-F-O-Y has initials DM! And now, whoever got your letter will think Malfoy is uber daft! Buwahahahahahaha!!
Ron: Oh yeah! I am a genius! Even if you just insulted me, I am a GENIUS!!
Harry: But Hermione, you mentioned that you might know who got the letters right? And you just wanted to confirm the initials right?
Hermione: Yes...
Harry: Then who? Who got the letter?
*SILENCE*
Ron: I pressume by the way she looks that we're looking at her.
Harry: Oh bugger. What disapointment.
Hermione: But you might get more disapointed Harry.
Harry: Why?
Ron: You haven't asked her if she knows who got your letter mate.
Hermione: Precisely Ron. To make this all the more perfect, Ron placed it in Malfoy's bag.
Harry: Oh shit! Oh fuck! Oh fucking shit!
Ron: I second that.
At the Slytherin Dungeons
Draco: Fucking bitch!!
Goyle: Who Draco?
Draco: That bitch! Professor McGonagall!!
Crabbe: Why is she a bitch?
Draco: Because she's just ruined my chances for Head Boy next year by failing me in her stupid bloody fucking subject!!
Goyle: Oh I see...
Draco: Yeah you see! Now father's going to be tons infuriated! Oh hell! I'd rather die than face his wrath!
Goyle: Oh I see...
Draco: Goyle, what the fuck!? Don't you know ANY other phrases than 'Oh I see...' or 'Hmmm...I don't know...'!??! You make Slytherins look daft!!
Crabbe: Majority of us are daft Draco. Most Slytherins are mindless zombies only good at following orders. That's why the Dark Lord rule over us. We're great recruits. Dumb enough to execute orders without question, hesitation, or doubt.
Draco: Good point Crabbe. But some of us, LIKE ME, have a good brain and WANTS a superior reputation. How will people respect us and most of all fear us if we're daft!? D'oi!! You two are useless scums. You shouldn't have been sent to school. It's a miracle you get passing grades!!
*Silence*
Crabbe: Draco, why would you rather die than face your father's wrath? You'll die after that anyway...
Draco: Oh I just can't believe that such dumbness could exist!!! It's a crime you both even live!! D'oi!?!? So I wouldn't feel any pain!?
Goyle and Crabbe: Oh...we see...
During Transfiguration
Draco: I can't believe that we're stuck as partners again! What is with this school's staff!?
Hermione: ...
Darco: Hah! Looking so disapointed Granger? I could only think of two brilliant reasons.
Hermione: And what are those Malfoy?
Draco: Oh well, one, you can't believe that we're partners again and you couldn't bear it cause then you wouldn't be able to concentrate because i'm IRRESISTIBLE. And two, judging by the way you look, you just found out that is was Potty and Weasle who's writing us letters.
Hermione: Oh put a sock on it Malfoy. You're so full of yourself to the point beyond irritation!!
Draco: Whoops! Must have struck a nerve. You're tone is so defensive and surprised. I'm right, am I not Granger? About Potty and Weasle.
Hermione: Why would you even think that!?
Draco: Oh, lucky guess. It'll really be amusing if I broadcast to the school that Potty could write such a letter! Hahaha!!
McGonagall: Mr. Malfoy and Ms. Granger!! I will not tolerate arguing in my class! Mr. Malfoy, I've already given you a chance to save yourself by pairing you with the best of the best and I can't believe you're not taking advantage by trying to learn from her! And Ms. Granger! I cannot believe you of all people, would insult another student and out loud at that! You will both have detention for shouting inside my class!! See me after to know the further details of your detention.
Draco: Thanks for getting us detention mudblood.
Hermione: It's your fault ferret face.
Draco: Touchy now, aren't we?
McGonagall: Mr. Malfoy and Ms. Granger!!
Lunch on February 13
Ron: What!? Detention with MALFOY on the eve of Valentine's day!?
Hermione: Yeah you heard right. This is going to be my worst Valentines ever!!
Harry: Tough luck Hermione. Can't you find any way at all to beg McGonagall to have your detention NOT together with Malfoy? She must cut you some slack. You are after all her favorite student.
Hermione: I wish I could and I wish there was Harry. But you know her. Once she decides, it's final; it's law.
Ron: Yeah. We feel awfully sorry for you Hermione.
Hermione: Thanks Ron...
Slytherin table during the same time
Pansy: Detention with Granger!? Oh my poor poor Draco!!
Draco: I get the gist Pansy, now geroff me!!
Pansy: That McGonagall's a bitch but that Granger is a mudblood bitch!
Draco: Yeah! Getting me detention on the eve of Valentines! Although I wouldn't mind that much since I've no plans.
Pansy: What are you on about Draco!? We have a date on that night!!
Draco: According to who!?
Pansy: According to me!!
Draco: Dream on Pansy! I'd never go out with the likes of you!!
Pansy: Booohooo! Why Draco!? Why!? Boooohoohooooo!!!
Draco: Oh shut up and get over it Pansy! I've got someone else in mind already...
Pansy: Who!?!?
Draco: None of your goddamn business Parkinson...
Valentines Day; Detention
Ron: Harry!
Harry: Oh hi Ron. Where's you're date?
Ron: Somewhere out there...well, I'm worried about Hermione.
Harry: Yeah I know what you mean. After her detention tonight, she seemed too happy. And that's just strange considering that she just had detention WITH Malfoy.
Ron: Yeah. I wondered what happened...and have you seen Malfoy too?
Harry: Yeah. He seemed twice happier than her. What's happened? They didn't have detention together after all?
Ron: I have no idea mate. All we could do is assume some other cause...
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by: arthicule
ship: DHR
Disclaimer: I do not own any characters and they all rightfully belong to the amazing JKR.
Warnings: Foul language
Slytherin Dungeons; A week later
Hermione: Eeeeek!!
Draco: Granger, it's me. Promise not to scream and I'll let go.
Hermione: Mmmmkkk!!
Draco: Good.
Hermione: Don't you ever do that to me again Malfoy!!
Draco: Hey! You promised not to scream!!
Hermione: Fine! This better now!?
Draco: Great!
Hermione: Why, in Merlin's name did you just sneak behind me and pulled me into this dark corridor like you're kidnapping me!?
Draco: Oh well, what would you have suggested I'd do!? Approach you and say, 'Hey Mudblood! I need to talk.'!?
Hermione: You have a point but there are other ways dumbarse!
Draco: Like what!? Humor me if you're so smart then.
Hermione: Ugh! You are thick as Ron! I take back what I said the other day!!
Draco: You're avoiding the earlier subject.
Hermione: What subject!?
Draco: Ugh! And I thought you're smart! I told you to HUMOR me mudblood!
Hermione: Fine ferret boy! You're so daft cause you haven't even thought of OWLING me which would be worth less trouble git!
Draco: Oh yeah. There was that.
Hermione: So what do you want this time ferret face?
Draco: You still receiving those anonymous letters?
Hermione: Oh yeah, about that...
Draco: I've receive one recently that has an initial on the closing of the letter. You know, the part where it tells you whom it's from. And I've just confirmed that it's you writing to me Granger cause the intials were HG.
Hermione: What!? I am not daft Malfoy. I am knowledgeable about the parts in letters and I have most certainly not written to you! Although the fact that I've received a letter that's from someone who has initials of DM!!
Draco: I DID NOT write that letter! Why in the world would I write a letter and a LOVE letter at that to a fucking mudblood bitch!?
Hermione: First of all Malfoy, I didn't say that it was a LOVE letter. Second of all, if I didn't know better, I'd say you're caught hook line and sinker for writing that letter. Third of all, I am NOT a fucking mudblood bitch but YOU are a fucking ferret faced dumbarse jerk. And lastly, fortunately for me and unfortunately for you, I might just know who the letters are from.
Draco: Grr- wait a minute Granger. YOU know who the letters are from?
Hermione: Hell yeah I do.
Draco: From who? And why do they have our intials on them?
Hermione: I'm not sure and I'm not telling you...but you're looking all crestfallen...are you ACTUALLY disappointed that it wasn't me who wrote you Ferret!? Haha!
Draco: Hell no I'm not!
Hermione: Then why the face jerk!? Haha!
Draco: Why? Is it a crime to pull faces now!?
Hermione: Hmmm....no! Hahahaha!
Draco: What's so amusing mudbrain?
Hermione: You really like me! Genuinely like me! And you're disappointed cause I'm not the one who wrote you!!
Draco: Stop talking in that singsong tone Granger! It's highly irritating when coupled with your off-key voice. If you do that again, I will permanently rid you of your appalling voice!
Hermione: Oh yeah!? What will you do about it then? I'm not scared of your threats Malfoy!!
Draco: Will you just please stop rambling!?
Hermione: Oooohh...you're begging now aren't you? And 'please'!? This is good. This is very very -
*SMACK*
Draco: There! Shut up will you!? You fucking irritating mudblood bitch...
*Turns and storms away*
On the way to Hagrid's Hut
Hermione: Harry, Ron, I couldn't help overhear that letter you were talking about last week and I just wanted to ask...
Ron: Oh sure Hermione, oh great one! We'll tell you! We know you just can't live without knowing every ruddy detail of mine and Harry's life!
Harry: Oh shut up Ron. Stop teasing and be serious. She just wants to ask something!!
Hermione: Thanks Harry. See, Ron said that he misplaced you letters right? Could I just know what intials you placed on the 'from' part cause I might just know who got the latest.
Ron: Hermione that's great! At least Harry won't have a reason to kill me now since I've placed initials to track them if ever they got lost!
Harry: You imbecile! What kind of ruddy brain do you have in your skull you prat!?
Ron: Oh don't worry Harry...It's not OUR initials really.
Harry: What!? What do you mean Ron!?
Ron: Well, in you letter I used the initials HG and DM on mine.
Harry: And why is that exactly Ron, when our names have initials of HP and RW!?
Ron: Oh Harry! Don't be so thick now! It's a disguise!! Don't you get it!?
Hermione: Ron, only you could come up with something as daft as that. Haven't you even considered that there are a lot of other students who might have those initials!? Say, me for example!?
Ron: How could that be you Hermione? HG stands for 'Harry The Great', not 'Hermione Granger'!!
Harry: But whoever gets it won't know that Ron, now would they!?
Ron: Oh...yeah. Sorry. Haven't thought of that.
Hermione: Urrgh!! I can't absolutely fathom how THICK your fucking skull is!!
Harry: Ah well...let's forgive him now Hermione. It isn't our fault that he was born with such a thick skull.
Ron: What!? And your blaming my MUM now!?
Harry: No Ron. I haven't said ANYTHING like that.
Hermione: *sniggers*
Ron: What's so funny!?
Harry: Anyway, what does DM stand for? Shouldn't it be...oh I don't know..say, RS? For 'Ron The Sidekick' of something like that?
Ron: Oh well I have thought of that and then realized that I'd rather hide my identity under my favorite wizard comic. DM - Dragon The Mighty.
Harry: How wise of you Ron. I just feel awfully sorry for whoever got that letter. But Ron, you're a GENIUS for thinking DM!!
Ron: Really!? How so?
Harry: Ah...these are the times when we all wonder if you really have a brain and if the things you come up with are really from you.
Ron: Why!?
Harry: Malfoy Ron. M-A-L-F-O-Y has initials DM! And now, whoever got your letter will think Malfoy is uber daft! Buwahahahahahaha!!
Ron: Oh yeah! I am a genius! Even if you just insulted me, I am a GENIUS!!
Harry: But Hermione, you mentioned that you might know who got the letters right? And you just wanted to confirm the initials right?
Hermione: Yes...
Harry: Then who? Who got the letter?
*SILENCE*
Ron: I pressume by the way she looks that we're looking at her.
Harry: Oh bugger. What disapointment.
Hermione: But you might get more disapointed Harry.
Harry: Why?
Ron: You haven't asked her if she knows who got your letter mate.
Hermione: Precisely Ron. To make this all the more perfect, Ron placed it in Malfoy's bag.
Harry: Oh shit! Oh fuck! Oh fucking shit!
Ron: I second that.
At the Slytherin Dungeons
Draco: Fucking bitch!!
Goyle: Who Draco?
Draco: That bitch! Professor McGonagall!!
Crabbe: Why is she a bitch?
Draco: Because she's just ruined my chances for Head Boy next year by failing me in her stupid bloody fucking subject!!
Goyle: Oh I see...
Draco: Yeah you see! Now father's going to be tons infuriated! Oh hell! I'd rather die than face his wrath!
Goyle: Oh I see...
Draco: Goyle, what the fuck!? Don't you know ANY other phrases than 'Oh I see...' or 'Hmmm...I don't know...'!??! You make Slytherins look daft!!
Crabbe: Majority of us are daft Draco. Most Slytherins are mindless zombies only good at following orders. That's why the Dark Lord rule over us. We're great recruits. Dumb enough to execute orders without question, hesitation, or doubt.
Draco: Good point Crabbe. But some of us, LIKE ME, have a good brain and WANTS a superior reputation. How will people respect us and most of all fear us if we're daft!? D'oi!! You two are useless scums. You shouldn't have been sent to school. It's a miracle you get passing grades!!
*Silence*
Crabbe: Draco, why would you rather die than face your father's wrath? You'll die after that anyway...
Draco: Oh I just can't believe that such dumbness could exist!!! It's a crime you both even live!! D'oi!?!? So I wouldn't feel any pain!?
Goyle and Crabbe: Oh...we see...
During Transfiguration
Draco: I can't believe that we're stuck as partners again! What is with this school's staff!?
Hermione: ...
Darco: Hah! Looking so disapointed Granger? I could only think of two brilliant reasons.
Hermione: And what are those Malfoy?
Draco: Oh well, one, you can't believe that we're partners again and you couldn't bear it cause then you wouldn't be able to concentrate because i'm IRRESISTIBLE. And two, judging by the way you look, you just found out that is was Potty and Weasle who's writing us letters.
Hermione: Oh put a sock on it Malfoy. You're so full of yourself to the point beyond irritation!!
Draco: Whoops! Must have struck a nerve. You're tone is so defensive and surprised. I'm right, am I not Granger? About Potty and Weasle.
Hermione: Why would you even think that!?
Draco: Oh, lucky guess. It'll really be amusing if I broadcast to the school that Potty could write such a letter! Hahaha!!
McGonagall: Mr. Malfoy and Ms. Granger!! I will not tolerate arguing in my class! Mr. Malfoy, I've already given you a chance to save yourself by pairing you with the best of the best and I can't believe you're not taking advantage by trying to learn from her! And Ms. Granger! I cannot believe you of all people, would insult another student and out loud at that! You will both have detention for shouting inside my class!! See me after to know the further details of your detention.
Draco: Thanks for getting us detention mudblood.
Hermione: It's your fault ferret face.
Draco: Touchy now, aren't we?
McGonagall: Mr. Malfoy and Ms. Granger!!
Lunch on February 13
Ron: What!? Detention with MALFOY on the eve of Valentine's day!?
Hermione: Yeah you heard right. This is going to be my worst Valentines ever!!
Harry: Tough luck Hermione. Can't you find any way at all to beg McGonagall to have your detention NOT together with Malfoy? She must cut you some slack. You are after all her favorite student.
Hermione: I wish I could and I wish there was Harry. But you know her. Once she decides, it's final; it's law.
Ron: Yeah. We feel awfully sorry for you Hermione.
Hermione: Thanks Ron...
Slytherin table during the same time
Pansy: Detention with Granger!? Oh my poor poor Draco!!
Draco: I get the gist Pansy, now geroff me!!
Pansy: That McGonagall's a bitch but that Granger is a mudblood bitch!
Draco: Yeah! Getting me detention on the eve of Valentines! Although I wouldn't mind that much since I've no plans.
Pansy: What are you on about Draco!? We have a date on that night!!
Draco: According to who!?
Pansy: According to me!!
Draco: Dream on Pansy! I'd never go out with the likes of you!!
Pansy: Booohooo! Why Draco!? Why!? Boooohoohooooo!!!
Draco: Oh shut up and get over it Pansy! I've got someone else in mind already...
Pansy: Who!?!?
Draco: None of your goddamn business Parkinson...
Valentines Day; Detention
Ron: Harry!
Harry: Oh hi Ron. Where's you're date?
Ron: Somewhere out there...well, I'm worried about Hermione.
Harry: Yeah I know what you mean. After her detention tonight, she seemed too happy. And that's just strange considering that she just had detention WITH Malfoy.
Ron: Yeah. I wondered what happened...and have you seen Malfoy too?
Harry: Yeah. He seemed twice happier than her. What's happened? They didn't have detention together after all?
Ron: I have no idea mate. All we could do is assume some other cause...
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