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My sweetheart is a bit like a dog: He eats all the leftovers, likes to randomly hump things, loves being petted, and would totally spend hours licking his junk if he could reach it. (I made this comparison while in the car, and he immediately rolled down the window, stuck his head out, and started panting.) He also needs daily walks, regardless of the weather. So whenever we're driving somewhere, I stop about a mile from home and let him out so he can walk the rest of the way. I stay warm and he gets his walkies, so everyone's happy.
This also gives me the opportunity to shout things at him as I drive by. So far I've done well with "Lookin' for a date, sailor?" and "Lick yer leg for a quarter, baby!" But I'm in need of some fresh insanity to yell at him from the car. Ideas?
This also gives me the opportunity to shout things at him as I drive by. So far I've done well with "Lookin' for a date, sailor?" and "Lick yer leg for a quarter, baby!" But I'm in need of some fresh insanity to yell at him from the car. Ideas?