A Stable Relationship
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
I have so many questions. Why are these women marrying horses? Can you only buy these gowns if you're marrying a horse, or do they work for human/human weddings as well? Wouldn't those chapel- and cathedral-length trains get awfully muddy and gross in fields or forests? Conversely, are the other women stuck in weird gray studios jealous that the horsebrides get to go outside? Do the dresses have hidden pockets for carrots and sugar cubes? Is the girl in C124 just mooning around in fields, hoping one of the horses will fall for her and marry her on the spot? After the wedding, do you get to introduce him as your "horseband"? Could your first marital quarrel occur when your horseband soils the chapel-length train of your wedding gown with his dirty hoofprints? And are the brides useful for breeding Derby winners, or do they just produce centaurs? TELL ME ABOUT HORSE WEDDINGS!
I have so many questions. Why are these women marrying horses? Can you only buy these gowns if you're marrying a horse, or do they work for human/human weddings as well? Wouldn't those chapel- and cathedral-length trains get awfully muddy and gross in fields or forests? Conversely, are the other women stuck in weird gray studios jealous that the horsebrides get to go outside? Do the dresses have hidden pockets for carrots and sugar cubes? Is the girl in C124 just mooning around in fields, hoping one of the horses will fall for her and marry her on the spot? After the wedding, do you get to introduce him as your "horseband"? Could your first marital quarrel occur when your horseband soils the chapel-length train of your wedding gown with his dirty hoofprints? And are the brides useful for breeding Derby winners, or do they just produce centaurs? TELL ME ABOUT HORSE WEDDINGS!