Name Game

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I dreamed once that Jacob got me a basset pup, she was mostly brown when I wanted mostly black but she was squirmy and warm. I called her Killer and she'd lick my face but she was gone when I woke up (and I punched Jacob, hard, for it only being a dream).

I want a bulldog and I will call him Baron Von Bulldog. He'll be the most dignified droolface ever, and other dogs will bow their heads in respect when he walks by.