I was attacked by dildos at work yesterday
Just when you get use to the idea of something, just get use to the idea that someone is dead, along comes a spider to whisper sweet words of resurrection in your ear. I was fine with her being dead. I wasn’t happy about it, but it was fine. She had a good run, and I was just going to let her fade away. May still. God Damn spider.
For those of you that are just tuning in and know nothing about me, I am one of many online RP losers. I started off in Yahoo! (or IRQ, can’t remember which) Star Wars chat rooms, almost 10 years ago with the first incarnation of the character I am referring to, Dr. Assain Lintilla, my baby, and from there I went on to BeSeen’s Wildman’s Cantina where I “met” several awesome people, who ironically enough I will meet up with again. Small internet. In any event, I have since gone from BeSeen, to Star-net, to a few others, and have landed myself on Pjj. Awesome place, I highly recommend it if you ever need to escape for a few hours (or years as many of us have gotten sucked in and are quite content to stay that way).
In any event, one of many incarnations of my baby, Dr. Lintilla/246-01, was a program in This is the Matrix, more specifically a System programmer, then became an Exile, then became a Virus, and is now currently dead. Well, we’ve all seen the movies, we all know how the Wachowski Brother’s have incorporated DC/Marvel’s trend of no one stays dead for very long. Shit even in This is the Matrix Online, there were rumors of seeing Neo and Trinity flying around. Now see, typically I’m one of those people that says, “Just let it die”. I have had several characters die and will continue to, because I just like seeing them tortured and ripped apart from their loved ones. Call me strange. Well, I was just going to let this happen to Lintilla. Let the bitch die. It’s not like I don’t have her running around in a few other chat rooms, I can get my Jones off her somewhere else. The problem is in This is the Matrix Lintilla caused quite a few problems, made quite a few connections (including aiding the coming of the One), and all in all has quite a bit of valuable information that the System, who has custody over her body, would be interested in.
So I say again...God Damn Spider.
For those of you that are just tuning in and know nothing about me, I am one of many online RP losers. I started off in Yahoo! (or IRQ, can’t remember which) Star Wars chat rooms, almost 10 years ago with the first incarnation of the character I am referring to, Dr. Assain Lintilla, my baby, and from there I went on to BeSeen’s Wildman’s Cantina where I “met” several awesome people, who ironically enough I will meet up with again. Small internet. In any event, I have since gone from BeSeen, to Star-net, to a few others, and have landed myself on Pjj. Awesome place, I highly recommend it if you ever need to escape for a few hours (or years as many of us have gotten sucked in and are quite content to stay that way).
In any event, one of many incarnations of my baby, Dr. Lintilla/246-01, was a program in This is the Matrix, more specifically a System programmer, then became an Exile, then became a Virus, and is now currently dead. Well, we’ve all seen the movies, we all know how the Wachowski Brother’s have incorporated DC/Marvel’s trend of no one stays dead for very long. Shit even in This is the Matrix Online, there were rumors of seeing Neo and Trinity flying around. Now see, typically I’m one of those people that says, “Just let it die”. I have had several characters die and will continue to, because I just like seeing them tortured and ripped apart from their loved ones. Call me strange. Well, I was just going to let this happen to Lintilla. Let the bitch die. It’s not like I don’t have her running around in a few other chat rooms, I can get my Jones off her somewhere else. The problem is in This is the Matrix Lintilla caused quite a few problems, made quite a few connections (including aiding the coming of the One), and all in all has quite a bit of valuable information that the System, who has custody over her body, would be interested in.
So I say again...God Damn Spider.