I've reached a new level in my travels. I have encountered my first
squat toilet. I wandered down to the Irish pub I'd looked up on the intergoogle with one of my colleagues and found myself in need of relief. My colleague warned me before I went, but we both hoped there might be a western crapper somewhere in the place. No dice. I looked at it twice before I decided to just give my bladder a little stretch while we walked the mile+ home. When we got back, I pissed the piss of the righteous and have never felt so good.
BUT!
It seems this will come up again, and I'm honestly surprised I haven't encountered it before. So, to my ladies who are more experienced in this area, tricks? Tips? It seems it's time for me to master the squatter's technique.