Merry Christmas to me!

[artemitis]

Anybody love me enough?

Anybody?

....Bueller?

ETA: I assume you all know this, but I'll just add it in case anyone has lost their sense of humor as a casualty of Holiday Gift Crunchtime. I'm totally joking about asking ANYONE to buy this for me. There's no way this item can be THAT much better than my current version.

Comments

[artemitis]

I know right? I can't believe how expensive that thing is. It better give AWESOME massages.

[evilone79]

It had better wash and wax your car too, for that price. Jesus H. Sorry Annimal, I loves ya but....

[tigerlily293]

I want one too!

[slothgar]

Monkey Paw?

[evilone79]

Here's a weird one for ya: a couple nights ago I totally had a dream about this, and that I found some in our house. I just had it laying around the house, like from a personal care gift basket or something, saw it, and was like, "I'm totally sending this to Ann!"