A list of seemingly unrelated things...
...which are, in fact, related, in that they all caught my mind this week:
-I'll be at Panic tomorrow night. You should be, too.
-Today I am wearing a necklace that I lent my mum last Saturday night, and it smells like her. That's kind of sweet, isn't it?
-The Guardian has a list of 1000 novels everyone must read, divided into genres. I haven't counted how many I've read, but I know I've read some, at least.
-90s body standards v. those of today, told in celebrity pics. Kind of slaps you in the face with how crazy the whole thin craze has gotten.
-Liss at Shakesville breaks down Tool Academy, my reality show guilty pleasure of the season. My favorite thing about this show is the line they say when they get rid of a guy on the show: "You're still a tool." Genius, eh, scottsteg?
-Harry Potter is a "Zionist" conspiracy. And I'm Phyllis Schafly.
-Apocalypse survival guide.
-I don't mean to sound like a moron, but could the reason that the Post Office is in financial trouble have less to do with our doom-and-gloom economy and more to do with the fact that people just don't use snail mail as much anymore?
-And finally, the quote of the week, from Illinois Senator Meeks yesterday: “We have this thing called impeachment and it’s bleeping golden.”
Have a fucking golden weekend, everyone, and whatever you do, don't give it up for fucking nothing!
-I'll be at Panic tomorrow night. You should be, too.
-Today I am wearing a necklace that I lent my mum last Saturday night, and it smells like her. That's kind of sweet, isn't it?
-The Guardian has a list of 1000 novels everyone must read, divided into genres. I haven't counted how many I've read, but I know I've read some, at least.
-90s body standards v. those of today, told in celebrity pics. Kind of slaps you in the face with how crazy the whole thin craze has gotten.
-Liss at Shakesville breaks down Tool Academy, my reality show guilty pleasure of the season. My favorite thing about this show is the line they say when they get rid of a guy on the show: "You're still a tool." Genius, eh, scottsteg?
-Harry Potter is a "Zionist" conspiracy. And I'm Phyllis Schafly.
-Apocalypse survival guide.
-I don't mean to sound like a moron, but could the reason that the Post Office is in financial trouble have less to do with our doom-and-gloom economy and more to do with the fact that people just don't use snail mail as much anymore?
-And finally, the quote of the week, from Illinois Senator Meeks yesterday: “We have this thing called impeachment and it’s bleeping golden.”
Have a fucking golden weekend, everyone, and whatever you do, don't give it up for fucking nothing!