"Ouran is made of cocaine and glitter."
"Hetalia is World History getting drunk in a gay bar."
"Haruhi Suzumiya is the acid-dropping love child of Back to the Future and The Twilight Zone, raised by Ferris Bueller."
"Potter Puppet Pals is Harry Potter on helium and coke. Not cocaine; just regular old Coca-Cola. But lots of it."
"300 is Greek Mythology soaked in Powerthirst.
"Twilight is Anne Rice fanfiction that was dropped on its head as a child."
"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is Doctor Who meets Star Trek, on a three-week liquid diet of Pan-galactic Gargle Blasters."
"H.P. Lovecraft is Edgar Allen Poe on hallucinogenics."
"Glee is High School Musical off its antidepressants."
"They Might Be Giants are The Beatles off drugs but drinking way too much coffee."
"J-Pop is western pop on a sugar high and some crack thrown in for good measure." "Nah, it's just the result of some short circuit electrocuting the guitarist while in the studio."
"Ke$ha is Taylor Swift if she got really, really wasted."
"TV Tropes is Wikipedia on... on... Dude... Wha?"
"Katamari Damacy is not anything on drugs. It is drugs."
"Team Fortress 2 is the original taking speed with the Looney Tunes."
"The Metal Gear series is the American action movie off its antidepressants and on steadily increasing doses of psychedelics and pot."
"The real world is fiction on heavy sedatives, under observation in a padded cell."
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