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I...have had some wine. And I don't usually drink. And when I do, it's something very low in alcohol content like moscato. But there was earthquake-damaged Riesling at the supermarket so I got it AND moscato. And Cab Sav for Alison. And then I drank a whole bunch. (Typing this is interesting because I refuse to leave it all typoed.)
Alison has been QUOTING ME at her journal phfa and it is not fair, but she showed me a gif of this bird doing a moonwalk and apparently I said the following:
Lara: He moves like Michael Jackson! I bet Michael Jackson thinks he's that smooth.
Alison being a downer: He's dead.
Lara: NO HE STILL THINKS IT!
Alison: Oh nooo. MJ is like Elvis in this house isn't he?
Lara: I am Elvis in this house. I am Elvis. Because I like him and I know his songs. He sings a song about being in a jail. He also sings a song about being a hound dog. Which I think is a metaphor. For being an arsehole. Alison, Alison, Alison, stop it. Alison. Alison.* Stop writing. He has a song also, about his shoes. Because they were made out of this special blue suede. This song about this hotel, for lonely people. And he also has a song and Perry White dances at his desk and his parents were like, he isn't perry white, but he was! He smelled the space racks** and then he was dancing. Alison you are so many hiccups right now. You are made of them!
* About 20 'Alisons' have been cut from th2is sequence. Like Bernard. Bernard.
** Apparently this is "space rats"
Yep. That's pretty much about right. And the song Perry danced to was hunka-hunka burnin' love.
Alison just gave me MORE wine. Why is she crazy so crazy in the face place?
Alison has been QUOTING ME at her journal phfa and it is not fair, but she showed me a gif of this bird doing a moonwalk and apparently I said the following:
Lara: He moves like Michael Jackson! I bet Michael Jackson thinks he's that smooth.
Alison being a downer: He's dead.
Lara: NO HE STILL THINKS IT!
Alison: Oh nooo. MJ is like Elvis in this house isn't he?
Lara: I am Elvis in this house. I am Elvis. Because I like him and I know his songs. He sings a song about being in a jail. He also sings a song about being a hound dog. Which I think is a metaphor. For being an arsehole. Alison, Alison, Alison, stop it. Alison. Alison.* Stop writing. He has a song also, about his shoes. Because they were made out of this special blue suede. This song about this hotel, for lonely people. And he also has a song and Perry White dances at his desk and his parents were like, he isn't perry white, but he was! He smelled the space racks** and then he was dancing. Alison you are so many hiccups right now. You are made of them!
* About 20 'Alisons' have been cut from th2is sequence. Like Bernard. Bernard.
** Apparently this is "space rats"
Yep. That's pretty much about right. And the song Perry danced to was hunka-hunka burnin' love.
Alison just gave me MORE wine. Why is she crazy so crazy in the face place?