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[artemisofluna]

Day Two: Nine things about yourself.

Alrighty then. Things people DON'T know and won't be horrified to read. Hmmm.

Comments

[shatters]

The only thing running through my mind right now is... a foot can fit in a condom?! ...........ksaldjajskldajkdjkasldksadsajl

[artemisofluna]

It didn't look like a comfortable fit...

[shatters]

........../stares.......

/ponders

...............

this might be a good reason to purchase a condom for the first time in my life.

[artemisofluna]

AHAahahaha footcondom!? It made her foot very slippery apparently! She was in the kitchen and she yelled "I'm all lubed up!"

So...be wary of the lubey foot!

[_honeyspider]

If I'd put one on both feet I swear I would have fallen right over on the lino.

[shatters]

......was it like ice skating

[_honeyspider]

A little bit, but mostly it was like my right foot was covered in lube.

[shatters]

alksdkasjdjaklsjdalkdasjdlkadjla

[_honeyspider]

And the kitchen floor then had some extra smooth and slippery bits.

[shatters]

lubby floor..........

[shatters]

........asdkljasdakjl ew they're slippery? aklsdjkadjklsdkjslakjlda /rolls over in horror

[ofstarstuff]

They are. I mean, they need to be, what with their purpose. You don't want something that causes more friction.

[shatters]

oh dear lord...............MOMMY

[la_belle_roo]

I kind of want your icon. *mesmerized*

[shatters]

You should take it then :D .....it describes the arthurians perfectly. askdjal

[la_belle_roo]

Awesome sauce!