Most of you will never understand, but this is too funny to not post
Circe says: i wanted to work out a hilarious way that we could have jillian find out she's pregnant on the newlywed assignment and then for some crazy reason Peter having to pretend it was actually his after he got home to his family. for the angry implausible lols
Lara says: *SNORT* That would make me LOL forever!
Circe says: i know! but how the HELL would be orcestrate that??
Lara says: I HAVE NO IDEA
Circe says: but just imagine how PISSED OFF everyone would be hahahaha
Lara says: Yeeaaahhhh. Stephie would disown him
Alison says: UH HUH
Circe says: and peter's all "...yes, it's totally my baby... whoops. super sperm and stuff... *whistles and ducks things*"
Alison says: FUCKING KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS, PETER
Lara says: And he would suddenly be divorced and even his little lovebunny Svetlana wouldn't be okay with that!
Alison says: poor peter!
Circe says: well, it would only be a temporary babydaddy, i'm sure. until the... whatever silly reasoning was over
Lara says: "NO, YOU SEE. She...STOLE MY SPERM FROM UHM....A NOCTURNAL EMISSION AND...fuck."
Circe says: hahahaha
Circe says: "WE SLEPT IN THE SAME BED AND MY SPERM IS ALL POWERFUL! it's not my fault! it crept up her leg while we slept!"
Alison says: D:
Circe says: it's Peter Sperm. it can impregnate anything. i bet it could even knock up Scarlett... and Valentin! except for Valentin being a boy BUT THAT'S PROBABLY NOT OBSTABLE EITHER!
Alison says: even Thomas! James's real mother is actually PETER
Circe says: mother_peter!
Lara says: I AM DYING AHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAA
Alison says: YES D'S ICON SAID IT MUST BE TRUE
Circe says: they should open a sperm bank wing at the hospital! just for Peter!
Lara says: *SNORT* That would make me LOL forever!
Circe says: i know! but how the HELL would be orcestrate that??
Lara says: I HAVE NO IDEA
Circe says: but just imagine how PISSED OFF everyone would be hahahaha
Lara says: Yeeaaahhhh. Stephie would disown him
Alison says: UH HUH
Circe says: and peter's all "...yes, it's totally my baby... whoops. super sperm and stuff... *whistles and ducks things*"
Alison says: FUCKING KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS, PETER
Lara says: And he would suddenly be divorced and even his little lovebunny Svetlana wouldn't be okay with that!
Alison says: poor peter!
Circe says: well, it would only be a temporary babydaddy, i'm sure. until the... whatever silly reasoning was over
Lara says: "NO, YOU SEE. She...STOLE MY SPERM FROM UHM....A NOCTURNAL EMISSION AND...fuck."
Circe says: hahahaha
Circe says: "WE SLEPT IN THE SAME BED AND MY SPERM IS ALL POWERFUL! it's not my fault! it crept up her leg while we slept!"
Alison says: D:
Circe says: it's Peter Sperm. it can impregnate anything. i bet it could even knock up Scarlett... and Valentin! except for Valentin being a boy BUT THAT'S PROBABLY NOT OBSTABLE EITHER!
Alison says: even Thomas! James's real mother is actually PETER
Circe says: mother_peter!
Lara says: I AM DYING AHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAA
Alison says: YES D'S ICON SAID IT MUST BE TRUE
Circe says: they should open a sperm bank wing at the hospital! just for Peter!