My new diet plan
Hells yeah! I need to get sick more often!
First off, I'm not nearly as sick as I was the last couple of days. I have the vanishing vestiges of a headache, and I can still feel some annoying puddles of fluid in my lungs when I breathe, but for the most part I'm up and about. I attribute some of that amazing recovery to the return of the sun. Seriously, it's like... 70º F outside, which is more than fine with me. I should go outside and regenerate my powers from the strength of the yellow sun, whom I haven't seen in fucking ages, that lazy bastard.
So why should I get sick more often? Well, I weighed myself this morning, and I'm down to 165 lbs., meaning I dropped at least 10 lbs. over a period of two days! Dangerous, you say? Marketable, I see it as. Fine, don't believe me, if you still have doubts. But really, I'm estimating that I lost a lot of muscle, 'cause I still feel pretty flabby, bleh. But hey, I just need to start getting back in shape, right? RIGHT!!
Oh, and Kristina just called me to ask if I could fill in for her hours today... because someone's pregnant again. But I'm not naming names, nosiree.
Man, there goes my Saturday...
First off, I'm not nearly as sick as I was the last couple of days. I have the vanishing vestiges of a headache, and I can still feel some annoying puddles of fluid in my lungs when I breathe, but for the most part I'm up and about. I attribute some of that amazing recovery to the return of the sun. Seriously, it's like... 70º F outside, which is more than fine with me. I should go outside and regenerate my powers from the strength of the yellow sun, whom I haven't seen in fucking ages, that lazy bastard.
So why should I get sick more often? Well, I weighed myself this morning, and I'm down to 165 lbs., meaning I dropped at least 10 lbs. over a period of two days! Dangerous, you say? Marketable, I see it as. Fine, don't believe me, if you still have doubts. But really, I'm estimating that I lost a lot of muscle, 'cause I still feel pretty flabby, bleh. But hey, I just need to start getting back in shape, right? RIGHT!!
Oh, and Kristina just called me to ask if I could fill in for her hours today... because someone's pregnant again. But I'm not naming names, nosiree.
Man, there goes my Saturday...