Mar 25, 2012 08:26
Dear Queensland friends,
Fuck a bunch of Jesus, that was a bad day yesterday.
May I recommend moving to Melbourne? It's got an arts scene and laneways and less homophobia (not none, of course, but less) and a bunch of other good things, and rents are apparently going down. Sure, beer costs 5 bucks a pot or more most places, but nothing's perfect.
And while it's true that Victoria also has a Coalition government, they're a bunch of lazy buttplugs who are basically just running the state using Labor policies 'cos they can't be fucked writing their own. Plus Labor has some chance of winning a state election down here in the next decade, which is a lot more than we can say for QLD.
I mean, goddamn. Goddamn.
Anyway, think about it, okay? And if you do move down, buy blankets and jackets, it gets balls cold down here. Sorry.