Pretty much the wrongest flash fiction I ever wrote

[artbroken]

This is entirely Chuck Wendig's fault.

Every few weeks he puts a flash fiction challenge up on his blog, Terrible Minds, daring writers to quickly put together something in less than 1000 words to a given theme. This morning, I read this:

Here’s all you gotta do:

Write a story where profanity features in the title.

Yep. That’s it.

Bonus points if:

a) The

Comments

Wronger than wrong!

[damien_wise]

This is not going to win me any awards. Certainly not any I'd want to win. But sometimes an idea grabs you and won't let go until it's fucked you in the gall bladder.

I thought you had your gall bladder removed years ago?
Is that how you got all the way through writing that story?

Man, after reading that, I need to let-off a few inappropriate apostrophe's.

[catcom]

It's... beautiful.

*awe-struck and blinded*

[jody_macgregor]

You have found your calling.

[crystal_storm]

I love the phrase "wide on".

Speaking of which, I was watching a sex ed dvd at work the other day, and I think I heard you say some dirty words.

[artbroken]

Was it called 'The Talk'? I did a little vox pop on that.

Rule number thirty fucking four

[fluffworld]

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Re: Rule number thirty fucking four

[artbroken]

This is my shocked face.