Danger in the Green Room
A new Green Room ficlet for your Thanksgiving weekend! With hearts and fleurs for all!
Pirates of the Caribbean, Stargate Atlantis, Sanctuary, and mystery fandom.
Captain Jack Sparrow ambled down the hall, an almost empty bottle of rum in hand. Holidays. Holidays were for visiting old friends. Particularly ones who kept well stocked green rooms perfect for replenishing one's provisions. Well worth dropping by.
The world tilted in a pleasant way and he squinted at the door. It opened abruptly and a tall man in black BDUs scrambled out, P90 clutched to his chest and an alarmed expression on his face as he slammed the door shut behind him. Through a pleasant rummy haze he recognized John Sheppard. "Mate!" he said warmly. "Happy Thanksgiving and all that! Care to take your shirt off?"
Sheppard didn't even respond to the last bit. "I wouldn't go in there if I were you," he said.
Jack cocked an eyebrow at him, one corner of his mustache rising as well. "Is it the dinosaurs? Because I don't mind the VSP's dinosaurs. They're not so bad."
Sheppard shook his head. "The dinosaurs were fine. I didn't mind them either. But I wouldn't go in there now if I were you."
Jack squinted at the door. "What's in there? Tentacles? Teeth?"
"Worse," Sheppard said grimly. "The My Little Ponies and John Druitt."
Pirates of the Caribbean, Stargate Atlantis, Sanctuary, and mystery fandom.
Captain Jack Sparrow ambled down the hall, an almost empty bottle of rum in hand. Holidays. Holidays were for visiting old friends. Particularly ones who kept well stocked green rooms perfect for replenishing one's provisions. Well worth dropping by.
The world tilted in a pleasant way and he squinted at the door. It opened abruptly and a tall man in black BDUs scrambled out, P90 clutched to his chest and an alarmed expression on his face as he slammed the door shut behind him. Through a pleasant rummy haze he recognized John Sheppard. "Mate!" he said warmly. "Happy Thanksgiving and all that! Care to take your shirt off?"
Sheppard didn't even respond to the last bit. "I wouldn't go in there if I were you," he said.
Jack cocked an eyebrow at him, one corner of his mustache rising as well. "Is it the dinosaurs? Because I don't mind the VSP's dinosaurs. They're not so bad."
Sheppard shook his head. "The dinosaurs were fine. I didn't mind them either. But I wouldn't go in there now if I were you."
Jack squinted at the door. "What's in there? Tentacles? Teeth?"
"Worse," Sheppard said grimly. "The My Little Ponies and John Druitt."