Sep 14, 2006 20:10
xpf Pigs pfx: my dad is making a time machine for me
xpf Pigs pfx: you and i are going back
xpf Pigs pfx: to kick some ass
Chocoholick45: nice. with modern day weapons so they'll be like "what the fuck is... *fizzle*"
xpf Pigs pfx: "Here are some mother fucking snakes for you!" "oh wait....thats right...you wont ever know what that means!!"
Chocoholick45: ROFL
Chocoholick45: that will really catch them offguard.
xpf Pigs pfx: and itll make them feel stupid!
Chocoholick45: "hey, after watching that kid get attacked by those snakes, it gives me a really cool idea for a movie! now, what will i cal it..."
Chocoholick45: something creative
Chocoholick45: let's see...
xpf Pigs pfx: maybe a vehicle of some sort
Chocoholick45: and actors... whoever will i choose
xpf Pigs pfx: man this is a good burger...
xpf Pigs pfx: its very...tasty
xpf Pigs pfx: its a tasty burger!
Chocoholick45: lets do that thing where we all sit around in the circle
Chocoholick45: and just... think
xpf Pigs pfx: *thinks*
Chocoholick45: SNAKES IN A VOLKSWAGON!!!
Chocoholick45: no... no.. something... bigger
Chocoholick45: A TANK!
Chocoholick45: no, something that...flies!
xpf Pigs pfx: A hot air balloon!
Chocoholick45: SNAKES ON A HOT A
xpf Pigs pfx: REEEEEMAXXXX
Chocoholick45: oh my god, i cant blieve ou just did tha
Chocoholick45: im typing all funny now.
Chocoholick45: i was so gonna say hot air balloon
Chocoholick45: your just as bad as her... reading my mind
xpf Pigs pfx: *twilight zone music*
Chocoholick45: wow.
Chocoholick45: that was good.
Chocoholick45: cut...print
Chocoholick45: its a major movie productio!!!
Chocoholick45: *n
xpf Pigs pfx: we'll make millions
Chocoholick45: lol. tens of dollars!!!
xpf Pigs pfx: and some change!
Chocoholick45: oh yes. to cover the animal trainers...
Chocoholick45: oh wait, there are no animal trainers... cause there funking snakes!!!
xpf Pigs pfx: they're dancing machines!
Chocoholick45: that was supposed to be fucking, but funk is good too
xpf Pigs pfx: bring on da' noise, bring on da' funk!
Chocoholick45: oh, oh, then we could put out a soundtrack!!!!
Chocoholick45: how do we think of these things!!!
Chocoholick45: *takes another drag*
xpf Pigs pfx: pass it ova heah!
Chocoholick45: lol. fine. i will put those mother effing snakes in the mother effing balloon
xpf Pigs pfx: *pops the balloon*
Chocoholick45: AHHHHHHH *SCREAMS OF INNOCENT BYSTANDERS* panic in the streets
Chocoholick45: *pretzel stand guy* hey! there are mother effing snakes in my mother effing pretzels!!!
xpf Pigs pfx: and now theyre in the relish...
xpf Pigs pfx: great
Chocoholick45: oh god!!!
Chocoholick45: not the relish
xpf Pigs pfx: no relish for the hotdogs
xpf Pigs pfx: THATS NOT A HOTDOG
xpf Pigs pfx: THATS ANOTHER MOTHER EFFING SNAKE!
xpf Pigs pfx: wow...we need lives