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[artap99]

Around the holidays, for family members over eighty, I like to buy greeting cards that mark my condolences for their loss. But then if they actually live, I cross out the writing on the front and any mention of death inside and put 'Merry Christmas'.

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[kamikazegoat]

I could ask for a better boyfriend. But one doesn't exist : )

Next year it'll rhyme.

[artap99]

She won't even see it. Humor is wasted on that 'woman'.

Speaking of 'woman', there is a phase where you go from boy to man or girl to woman. But what's after that? Geriatric? You're not quite a man at that point, and you're not quite a woman. I guess there is something else added on like instead of being neo, you turn paleo. Paleo-woman. Maybe I'll start calling old people that. It'll be more fun...you know, put some zest in them.