The sorrow of a big breasted babe in the summer. Can't go strapless. Can't wear tops with spaghetti string straps. Jump up and down once in a bathing suit and you get arrested for indecent exposure. (Insert Janet Jackson/Justin Timberlake joke here. Let's see. Here we go, "And you don't even get felt up by a celebrity".)
To explain the joke:
Tube Top:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tube_top (Peep's pose is based on a photo I have of my maternal GRANDMOTHER who was wearing one of these.)
Cummerbund:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cummerbund (It's not as dirty as it sounds.)