Good Advice, 100613
I don't know so don't ask me where I get this stuff. I had this idea written on a scrap piece of paper at work. My boss saw it, cracked up and I thought, "There's this week taken care of" so it's his fault. I like surrealistic humor, which is why I like British comedy. Some of my favorite jokes are surrealistic. Examples following.
Q: How many surrealist painters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to put the toaster in the bathtub while the other paints the giraffe purple.
Or, a variant,
Q: How many surrealist painters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: LOBSTERS!!!!!
(And, uh, what Mal says really does work. Not that, like, I know that from any PERSONAL experi--- OK OK OK! I admit it! I ate a turnip for breakfast and later had a couple of Vanilla Wafers. The ensuing belch fest was all coleslaw.)