Oh my my, Oh hell yes.
Wow. Been a long time much? I think so.
So...college is...college. Swimming is the most exhausting thing I have ever done in my life...actually it's more the weight lifting than the swimming. Let me just give you a little incite to what we did, amongst other things PLUS swimming after, in the weight room this morning...at 530am this morning...
20 squats
20 lunges
20 alternating step ups
10 squat jumps
...all of that done under a minute...akhskhfoejor i died a little bit...a piece of my soul is now gone.
the team was broken into two groups for this and while the first group was doing that shit piece of leg exercises, the other group did planks until they were done....sw33t.
My coach decided to cancel practice this afternoon and substitute it with a Friday morning practice instead (we normally don't have Friday morning practice) because it's mid-term week and a lot of people have tests (not me, I never seem to have any work. Not that I'm complaining about it...). This is unsatisfactory to me...I don't have any work to do=I'm bored 24/7 if I don't swim. PLUUUS Friday morning work out=no Thirsty Thursday for Alex. Bitch.
Oh hey, but guess what. The assistant swim coach is a baaaaaaabe. He's married with a child...but hey, I can look right?
SOOO besides wanting to scream obsenities and cry ever time I move my legs, I'm fabulous. College is great. I love the swim team here, it's just rediculous. One word. Fluffernutter. Yeah...yeah that's right, Holly. I said it. My classes are going well....actually that's a blatent lie. I got a 60 on my last Chemistry test...impressive right? My other classes are going well though. For some reason I have developed into a fantastic analytical writer...or so thinks my CORE professor. Calculus is easy, but that could be becasue it's my second shot at it. My professor is a little off...the other day he wore a collared polo with fish on it with black jeans that had chalk aaall over them. I was informed by someone who had him last year that he used to wear a fanny pack containing all of his colored chalk so other professors didn't take it/easy access. Apparently he heard them making fun of him because he doesn't wear it anymore. Damn shame.
Oh P.S., aaaaall 6000 songs on my computer got deleted. That was fucking great. I cried...legit tears rolled down my cheeks. I have now picked up the lovely habit of buying music off iTunes. My parents are going to shoot my in the temple. True story.
My parents sent me a care package with Halloween decorations in it for my dorm room...cute, huh? They did this because Halloween is OBVIOUSLY the best holiday...ever...don't deny it. Anyone have any ideas on what I should dress up as? The swim team wants to dress up as the cast of Aladin hahaha...I was voted Aladin by default because my hair is short. Sweet. I love being a boy....secksy.
So I guess that is my life right now...I should update this more but I feel like I never have anything interesting to say/my posts are boring compared the everyone else's/no one reads this and it's arbitrary....
P.P.S. oh yeah, my room mate and I have succumb to laughing so hard that we pee out pants almost nighty. It's great. There have been several occasions when I thought I was going to have to break out the inhaler because I was laughing so hard, I couldn't breathe. Joanna legit peed her pants the other day...there was pee on the floor on the carpet...I saw it. Yeah. Tears were streaming down my face. We're cool. Most people stopped peeing their pants in kindergarten...but not us. Just FYI.
Contrary to all this, I miss everyone so much. I almost deleted my facebook the other day because it makes me so sad to look at everyones pictures. It makes me happy to see that everyone looks like they are having a blast, but it makes me sad to see that they are doing it without me. What's even worse is I don't know when I am going to be able to come back to Texas. For Thanksgiving break I am going to be in Minnesota the whole time, for Christmas break I am going to be in Minnesota for two weeks and then the swim team is going to Florida for a training trip for two weeks. Maybe I'll come to Texas for Spring Break?.....maybe not, there is a girl on the team from Bermuda so I will probably be there, unless I qualify for NCAA's, and in that case I will have to train all spring break and at the end head to Minnesota which is, conveniently, where the meet is held....Point being, I might not see all of you until summer :[
So...college is...college. Swimming is the most exhausting thing I have ever done in my life...actually it's more the weight lifting than the swimming. Let me just give you a little incite to what we did, amongst other things PLUS swimming after, in the weight room this morning...at 530am this morning...
20 squats
20 lunges
20 alternating step ups
10 squat jumps
...all of that done under a minute...akhskhfoejor i died a little bit...a piece of my soul is now gone.
the team was broken into two groups for this and while the first group was doing that shit piece of leg exercises, the other group did planks until they were done....sw33t.
My coach decided to cancel practice this afternoon and substitute it with a Friday morning practice instead (we normally don't have Friday morning practice) because it's mid-term week and a lot of people have tests (not me, I never seem to have any work. Not that I'm complaining about it...). This is unsatisfactory to me...I don't have any work to do=I'm bored 24/7 if I don't swim. PLUUUS Friday morning work out=no Thirsty Thursday for Alex. Bitch.
Oh hey, but guess what. The assistant swim coach is a baaaaaaabe. He's married with a child...but hey, I can look right?
SOOO besides wanting to scream obsenities and cry ever time I move my legs, I'm fabulous. College is great. I love the swim team here, it's just rediculous. One word. Fluffernutter. Yeah...yeah that's right, Holly. I said it. My classes are going well....actually that's a blatent lie. I got a 60 on my last Chemistry test...impressive right? My other classes are going well though. For some reason I have developed into a fantastic analytical writer...or so thinks my CORE professor. Calculus is easy, but that could be becasue it's my second shot at it. My professor is a little off...the other day he wore a collared polo with fish on it with black jeans that had chalk aaall over them. I was informed by someone who had him last year that he used to wear a fanny pack containing all of his colored chalk so other professors didn't take it/easy access. Apparently he heard them making fun of him because he doesn't wear it anymore. Damn shame.
Oh P.S., aaaaall 6000 songs on my computer got deleted. That was fucking great. I cried...legit tears rolled down my cheeks. I have now picked up the lovely habit of buying music off iTunes. My parents are going to shoot my in the temple. True story.
My parents sent me a care package with Halloween decorations in it for my dorm room...cute, huh? They did this because Halloween is OBVIOUSLY the best holiday...ever...don't deny it. Anyone have any ideas on what I should dress up as? The swim team wants to dress up as the cast of Aladin hahaha...I was voted Aladin by default because my hair is short. Sweet. I love being a boy....secksy.
So I guess that is my life right now...I should update this more but I feel like I never have anything interesting to say/my posts are boring compared the everyone else's/no one reads this and it's arbitrary....
P.P.S. oh yeah, my room mate and I have succumb to laughing so hard that we pee out pants almost nighty. It's great. There have been several occasions when I thought I was going to have to break out the inhaler because I was laughing so hard, I couldn't breathe. Joanna legit peed her pants the other day...there was pee on the floor on the carpet...I saw it. Yeah. Tears were streaming down my face. We're cool. Most people stopped peeing their pants in kindergarten...but not us. Just FYI.
Contrary to all this, I miss everyone so much. I almost deleted my facebook the other day because it makes me so sad to look at everyones pictures. It makes me happy to see that everyone looks like they are having a blast, but it makes me sad to see that they are doing it without me. What's even worse is I don't know when I am going to be able to come back to Texas. For Thanksgiving break I am going to be in Minnesota the whole time, for Christmas break I am going to be in Minnesota for two weeks and then the swim team is going to Florida for a training trip for two weeks. Maybe I'll come to Texas for Spring Break?.....maybe not, there is a girl on the team from Bermuda so I will probably be there, unless I qualify for NCAA's, and in that case I will have to train all spring break and at the end head to Minnesota which is, conveniently, where the meet is held....Point being, I might not see all of you until summer :[