I need foot-deodorant for my mouth.
I would like to describe and old incident that will illuminate how weird my mind is, and also how very stupid I can be.
Friend to me: I usually move to an empty seat when people start leaving the bus.
Me to Friend: Me too.
FtM: But the other day there was this cute guy, and I kept sitting next to him
*Inside my brain: Image of this guy thinking to himself 'cannot fart, cute girl sitting next to me'*
What I say: That poor guy.
*smacks self in the face.* It wasn't quite THAT bad, but pretty much. But I do this sort of idiot shit ALL THE TIME!! ... I thought that I'd grow some sort of tact eventually or at least a brain-mouth filter, but I'm getting the uneasy feeling that I'm never going to... Maybe I'll just stop being verbally incontinent in general. I can do that.
Friend to me: I usually move to an empty seat when people start leaving the bus.
Me to Friend: Me too.
FtM: But the other day there was this cute guy, and I kept sitting next to him
*Inside my brain: Image of this guy thinking to himself 'cannot fart, cute girl sitting next to me'*
What I say: That poor guy.
*smacks self in the face.* It wasn't quite THAT bad, but pretty much. But I do this sort of idiot shit ALL THE TIME!! ... I thought that I'd grow some sort of tact eventually or at least a brain-mouth filter, but I'm getting the uneasy feeling that I'm never going to... Maybe I'll just stop being verbally incontinent in general. I can do that.