Plainly, I need to be protected from myself. AKA, more memes.

[arsenicjade]

Gakked from harborshore

Give me between three and five first lines from your own fics, and I'll write a comment-length drabble using the same first line. Please include a link to the fic along with the line!And the usual rules about being able to change the pairing or characters or even fandom if not evident from the first line apply

Comments

[egelantier]

isotopes!neal :D? :D?

[arsenicjade]

Ooooh. I'm going to love thinking about this.

[crowgirl13]

This is me, not enabling. ;P

[As if I haven't been avoidance memeing like a madwoman for weeks. *scoffs at self*]

[arsenicjade]

You don't even have ANY idea how much I appreciate it. SRSLY.

[crowgirl13]

Oh, I might have an inkling. ;D
*smooches on you*

[mrsquizzical]

wnb!bob?

<3

[arsenicjade]

Oh, nice.

[mrsquizzical]

i am nothing if not predictable reliable.... /o\

[arsenicjade]

LOL.

[lifeasanamazon]

There's a familiarity in the dark that's not always meant comfort. Not now, though.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2633379/1/The_Comfortless_Tragedy_of_Isolated_Hearts

Her fingers are too long. At seven years old, her bones periodically outgrow her muscles and she's got no grip
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2333200/1/Dont_Look_Down

She picks at the unblemished leather with long, elegant fingers; the nails polished and even, the dried skin at the sides almost unnoticeable and - like all her flares of distress - hidden to even the most careful observer.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1569302/1/Buried_Treasure

And if you can fit in the other meme, Hermione, please!

[lifeasanamazon]

Have I done this right? Ignore me if I haven't!

[arsenicjade]

You have indeed!

[arsenicjade]

Check and check. *g*

[jedusaur]

When Gerard descends into the basement, he doesn't intend to stay there for a week.

Myrtle died a virgin.

The first blowjob Pete gets from Ryan is startlingly mediocre, considering that it's the kid's job.

There are either twenty-two or twenty-three people on the bus, and either twenty-one or twenty-two of them are staggeringly drunk.

Before Faith came to Sunnydale, vampires were nothing but targets.