Another restaurant idea...
Sometimes I get ideas to make restaurants. They usually center around some odd theme, such as my "Bumper Burgers" idea, in which you'd get into a bumper car, and drive over to the ordering station, and bump other diners until your button rang, then pick up your food and continue to bump others, etc. I've had many more but can't remember them all... anyway...
Today's restaurant idea:
"The Church"
the goal of this restaurant would be to offend everyone. there'd be several different rooms. "The Catholic" room would be ornate, with Gothic vaults and arches, and decorated with statues of the saints, and the chairs would be pews, and there would be artifacts as well (and you could order appetizers like St. Aldobrandesca's eyeballs). There would also be a bar in the back that would be decorated green and have all sorts of Irish imagery. And there'd be "The Protestant" room, and people would be encouraged to sling food back and forth from one to the other. And there'd be very plain decorations, and most everything would be black and white, to focus on the food, which would, invariably, suck. And there'd be other rooms, as well, to offend everyone else... and if I made a second Church restaurant, it would be "The Latter-Day Saints"
Today's restaurant idea:
"The Church"
the goal of this restaurant would be to offend everyone. there'd be several different rooms. "The Catholic" room would be ornate, with Gothic vaults and arches, and decorated with statues of the saints, and the chairs would be pews, and there would be artifacts as well (and you could order appetizers like St. Aldobrandesca's eyeballs). There would also be a bar in the back that would be decorated green and have all sorts of Irish imagery. And there'd be "The Protestant" room, and people would be encouraged to sling food back and forth from one to the other. And there'd be very plain decorations, and most everything would be black and white, to focus on the food, which would, invariably, suck. And there'd be other rooms, as well, to offend everyone else... and if I made a second Church restaurant, it would be "The Latter-Day Saints"