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[arsenical]

[accidental voice post]

--oh come on, Dagger of Whatchamacallit in my stomach and you expect me to operate this crap? Stupid tech--

[pained groan] This can't be the next big adventure. Someone should tell Peter Pan he's wrong. Death sucks ass--

[another pained groan] Seriously, I don't have the time for this-- whatever this shit is... So this

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[playstheblues]

....do you need help?

[arsenical]

Take a wild guess.

[playstheblues]

What do you see?

[arsenical]

Fountain.

[playstheblues]

Is someone coming for you?

[arsenical]

Yes.

[playstheblues]

Tell them I called the hospital. They're waiting for you.

[arsenical]

...thanks. Your name being?

[playstheblues]

I'm Blue.

[arsenical]

And I'm hurt. Now seriously.

[playstheblues]

That's my name.

[arsenical]

...oh.

Well. Beats Gertrude.

[playstheblues]

Not by much.

[arsenical]

Anything beats Gertrude.

Now more literally than ever.