Der Boxen...
chance and i were driving this evening toward a local game shoppe-... it happened to be rush hour and quite dark for the time of day (seeing as it is summer). the jeep cherokee in front of me swerved to the right lane and without seeing it-... A BOX SNUCK UP ON US!... and this was no normal box. it was a three by three by three, constructed box. i reached for the brake pedal but just said "fuck it" and plowed the fucker, sending it into the next lane. chance and i laughed, and as we reached a red light looked over to see this-...
...this lady drove about 2 or so miles without doing anything to rid herself of said box. we turned before it became dislodged-... and we can only hope she got home to discover this very square treat.