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"AAAHHH! IT'S A MOTH!! GET IT AWAY FROM ME!! I'M GONNA KILL THE FUCKER!!!" Rena, you can't chew me out, Jon said it, not me. Yeah, so I found out last night that Jon screams like a little girl when moths are present... remind me to use that later.
Weee, lalal... last night a found a huge ass marker... and it was fun... Jake can shut his weenus. Jake doesn't read this (as far as I know) so yeah... I'll tell you soon enough.
Last night kim and I went to "work out" but we ended up just walking around the track whilst joking around. It's hard to run while laughing. It really is. Try it. Then we went to walmart and bought some stuff. Cheap stuff.. stuff that leaked for a bit. Then we went to HyVee and bought some kiwi and some cool whip and some short cake thingers and some half and half for me. We thought about buying peaches and strawberries vanilla wafers and ice cream and cookie dough... but we're cheap. So cheap, in fact, that I bought a magazine and then returned it. Hahaha, steve hates me now. Only not really. I'm nice to steve and steve it nice to me. It's nice. Steve wasn't even the one doing the checking. Some old dude was, and he was actually rather annoyed. Get over it old dude. It wasn't that complicated. Oh yeah, we went to tiff's work before walmart where I called travis a douche and he agreed with me. I've decided I need to come up with a new favorite insult. Travis... ew.
We were at my house for a while eating our goodies when we started talking to Jake. I lied a bit and then he called and I lied some more. I now know he thinks I'm a blabber mouth. Well guess what, I'm not, and you can suck it. I told my brother he could suck it, and my parents were in the room. They didn't think that was very funny. I was hyper so I did. And I thought it was funny that they thought it wasn't funny. And I got a lecture. Which I found funny. This was all earlier though. Yeah... so Tiff came over after she got off work and a certain video was watched and then added to. Jon, I'm making you watch yourself snore sometime, it's not nearly as bad as you think. MMMMM, fruit. only not really? uhh..
Sarah called and we talked. Jon called only I missed it, so I called that kid back. We talked. Mikey screamed. Jon screamed like a little girl. But I told you that already. I guess moths scare him, and I think that's funny. Weee, I laughed at him, and I'll do it again. Oh yes this was also said, "It was four inches, it's almost bigger than my penis!" hahah, yeah right, you only wish your penis was bigger than four inches... hahahaha.. ok, so we all know I'm lying. Shut up. It was fun to say.
Travis was called, and I pretended to cry a little. Then Travis called back and I lied some. Then Travis' girlfriend called and we all lied a little more. It was a good time. Then I got chewed out a little and those two girlies left. Sniff... and I went to bed... and laid there forever... and then I got up at 7:30 and am now wasting time at sarah's so as to look like I went to class. Sigh... Sarah... get out of the bathroom, I'm done updating.
Weee, lalal... last night a found a huge ass marker... and it was fun... Jake can shut his weenus. Jake doesn't read this (as far as I know) so yeah... I'll tell you soon enough.
Last night kim and I went to "work out" but we ended up just walking around the track whilst joking around. It's hard to run while laughing. It really is. Try it. Then we went to walmart and bought some stuff. Cheap stuff.. stuff that leaked for a bit. Then we went to HyVee and bought some kiwi and some cool whip and some short cake thingers and some half and half for me. We thought about buying peaches and strawberries vanilla wafers and ice cream and cookie dough... but we're cheap. So cheap, in fact, that I bought a magazine and then returned it. Hahaha, steve hates me now. Only not really. I'm nice to steve and steve it nice to me. It's nice. Steve wasn't even the one doing the checking. Some old dude was, and he was actually rather annoyed. Get over it old dude. It wasn't that complicated. Oh yeah, we went to tiff's work before walmart where I called travis a douche and he agreed with me. I've decided I need to come up with a new favorite insult. Travis... ew.
We were at my house for a while eating our goodies when we started talking to Jake. I lied a bit and then he called and I lied some more. I now know he thinks I'm a blabber mouth. Well guess what, I'm not, and you can suck it. I told my brother he could suck it, and my parents were in the room. They didn't think that was very funny. I was hyper so I did. And I thought it was funny that they thought it wasn't funny. And I got a lecture. Which I found funny. This was all earlier though. Yeah... so Tiff came over after she got off work and a certain video was watched and then added to. Jon, I'm making you watch yourself snore sometime, it's not nearly as bad as you think. MMMMM, fruit. only not really? uhh..
Sarah called and we talked. Jon called only I missed it, so I called that kid back. We talked. Mikey screamed. Jon screamed like a little girl. But I told you that already. I guess moths scare him, and I think that's funny. Weee, I laughed at him, and I'll do it again. Oh yes this was also said, "It was four inches, it's almost bigger than my penis!" hahah, yeah right, you only wish your penis was bigger than four inches... hahahaha.. ok, so we all know I'm lying. Shut up. It was fun to say.
Travis was called, and I pretended to cry a little. Then Travis called back and I lied some. Then Travis' girlfriend called and we all lied a little more. It was a good time. Then I got chewed out a little and those two girlies left. Sniff... and I went to bed... and laid there forever... and then I got up at 7:30 and am now wasting time at sarah's so as to look like I went to class. Sigh... Sarah... get out of the bathroom, I'm done updating.