Have you ever spent a whole day wearing your sleepwear (in my case, ratty old t-shirt and shorts) of last night's without taking a shower? I have. Yesterday, actually. To complete the reports. But fear not, I showered at approximately 8-ish pm 'cuz I smelled like teen spirit. Afterward I smelled like the roses! Fully bloomed roses! Now I just have to take care of the fungus that've grown on my toes, now where's that nail clipper? Juuust kiddin'! (I know, ew.) ANYWAY.
After days of being a procrastinator...not to be confused with being a terminator...'cuz one makes you a sucky employed non-employee, and the other makes you a governor of California...although come to think of it, both sucks the same. Anyway. Where was I? Oh yeah. I've completed my reports! Yay! I shall reward myself with...a truck full of cheese. Wait. Let me unload the cheese out of the truck. Here goes the cheese!
For so long
You and me been finding each other for so long
And the feeling that I feel for you is more then strong , girl
Take it from me
If you give a little more then youre asking for
Your love will turn the key
Darling mine
I would wait forever for those lips of wine
Build my world around you , darling
This love will shine girl
Watch it and see
If you give a little more then youre asking for
Your love will turn the key
I , I just want to be your evrything
Open up the heaven in your heart and let me be
The things you are to me and not some puppet on a string
Oh , if I stay here without you , darling , I will die
I want you laying in the love I have to bring
Id do anything to be your evrything
Darling for so long
You and me been finding each other for so long
And the feeling that I feel for you is more then strong girl
Take it from me
If you give a little more then youre asking for
Your love will turn the key
I , I just want to be your evrything
Open up the heaven in your heart and let me be
The things you are to me and not some puppet on a string
Oh, if I stay here without you , darling , I will die
I want you laying in the love I have to bring
I'd do anything to be your everything
I've got the cheese, now where's the wine? Ooh, and something by Reese Witherspoon. 'Cuz, y'know, cheese and Reese? Ahem. Anyway. I'd like to watch that movie with that scruffy yet sensitive guy Mark Ruffalo, and that Madonna's tune, Crazy For You. Oh damn! There's no Reese in it. Just remembered. Well, I'd watch it anyways. Jennifer Cheese Garner. Perfect. Man, I hope Sidney doesn't throw a few of her martial art moves at me for callin' her cheese!
Those reports are actually my last freelance work so far. Now whatever shall I do with my time before a new assignment begins next week? Sleep all day? Watch movies all night long? Write short stories? Visit those newly-born baby pandas in China? Start an affair? What? What? WHAT? :) Think I'm gonna go to my parents' house, raid the fridge, beat up our new and most incompetent driver and download porn. And not necessarily in that order. Kidding!
Okay, serious. I think I'm gonna lay low, take a deep breath and not do anything significant this week. Just keep livin'.