*Sigh*
So apparently when Dante Alighieri wrote The Inferno he got it completely wrong. The character Dante did not walk around with Virgil making poignant political commentaries on the residents of Hell. According to EA, Dante was, in fact, a sort-of Christian Bounty Hunter, traveling through Hell wielding a scythe he stole from Death and bring punishment down on. . .the punished. . .souls. . .
Fuck. . .
Fuck. . .