HEY, KIDS. I am BORED.
People should, like, totally give me some gossip. Or I'll have to make stuff up or talk about dead people. And dead people, despite where I used to live blahblahblah, are totally dull 'cause they're DEAD and don't really do gossipy things 'cause of that.
SO.
...Yes, gimme gossip.
ALSO: Hey! Hey! JUDGEY DUDE! LORD JUDGE! THAT GUY WHO LIKES ALL THE GUNS!
...'Sup.