27th Breeze

Jul 27, 2008 21:12

Surely, out there among you all is a beautiful woman seeking to warm the heart of a cold, desolate man such as myself~? This cold weather has chilled me to the core. Snow, ice, freezing wind. Such things are rare in my world and has left me in want for more heat.

more women please, puhleeze, fake attempt at pity

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hisplusone July 28 2008, 02:41:34 UTC
You know, you could always try an electric blanket, if you're that cold.

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arrogantfanfare July 28 2008, 02:44:57 UTC
But my heart~

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hisplusone July 28 2008, 02:55:28 UTC
Get a puppy?

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arrogantfanfare July 28 2008, 02:56:06 UTC
A-ah...

A puppy isn't exactly it.

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hisplusone July 28 2008, 03:56:19 UTC
Ah, you want a more personal touch yeah?

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arrogantfanfare July 28 2008, 03:57:34 UTC
Maybe~

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hisplusone July 28 2008, 04:13:38 UTC
Well you could try getting, a, um, blowup doll.

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arrogantfanfare July 28 2008, 04:17:12 UTC
Not that type of company! Surely you kid!

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hisplusone July 28 2008, 04:29:46 UTC
Right. Actually I really wasn't joking. Okay maybe I was.

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arrogantfanfare July 28 2008, 04:31:35 UTC
I just meant company over a hot drink~

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hisplusone July 28 2008, 04:32:06 UTC
You don't have a lot of friends?

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arrogantfanfare July 28 2008, 04:33:38 UTC
Oh, I have four roommates but I always prefer something random.

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hisplusone July 28 2008, 04:49:20 UTC
Ah! Yeah, random is good. I kind of like it myself.

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arrogantfanfare July 28 2008, 04:50:02 UTC
You know anyone who would be interested?

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hisplusone July 28 2008, 05:23:26 UTC
Hmm...I might.

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arrogantfanfare July 28 2008, 05:24:09 UTC
Do tell~

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