VERY FUNNY!!!
US Attorney John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school. After five minutes of speaking he said, "I will now answer any questions you have."
Little Timmy stood up and said, "I have 4 questions:
1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore?
2. Why haven't you caught Osama bin Laden?
3. Why are you using the American Patriot Act to limit civil liberties?
4. Where are the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?"
Just then the bell went off and the kids rushed out to play. Upon returning, Mr Ashcroft said: "I am sorry we were interrupted. I will answer any question you have."
Little Julie stood up and said, "I have 6 questions:
1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore?
2. Why haven't you caught Osama bin Laden?
3. Why are you using the American Patriot Act to limit civil liberties?
4. Where are the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?
5. Why did the bell ring 20 minutes early?
6. Where's Timmy?"