Oral sex
So emotional
--magnetic poetry from the suite fridge.
Dave sent
this to me. I may as well tell you the headline: Man Pees Way out of Avalanche.
I never thought I'd say it but the men's basketball game today was incredible. Close the whole way, with Bard leading till the last three minutes, when the other team tied us 94-94. They went into a five-minute overtime, and it's 97-97, 101-101, 103-103, and the other team was trying to use the last 30 seconds up while making their last shot, except the Bard boys turned it on full steam and we got posession with TWO seconds left, so they called their millionth time out, made a plan, and then the guy throwing it in - he must have buckled from the pressure - made a horrible pass and the other team got it back and sunk one AT THE BUZZER. I mean simultaneous buzz and swoosh. So they lost 103-105, and I've never seen a Bard audience look so distraught over a sporting event.