Don't say that it's fine and go to sleep mad, Don't act like the other doesn't know how to drive
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I fractured the bone under my pinky but it was a clean crack and I don't have to do anything except be gentle with it.
Ron and I killed a 12-rack last night, which must be some kind of record for me because I usually lose patience before that and give thanks to the wodka gods. We did what we normally do, which is watch movies and whine about our lives, except more drunkenly. It was nice to see the sum'bitch. I told him that if he comes up to visit me at Bard I'll hook him up with someone. Any takers, ladies? Gentlemen? Gender variant?
I am hung over.
I dreamt last night that I packed into Chelsea's jeep with her, Jackie, Lizzy, Alissa, and Deb and we went to Stop & Shop. Then I ran into Ed in the parking lot and half his face was bleached out. That's it.
Tucker Carlson is fired and the press is speculating that Jon Stewart's spectacular spanking a few months ago had something to do with it. Lady Justice, raise your weak little head from the pillow and give us a smile.
This mood guy is cute.
It is getting dangerously lonely down here. Who's up for a long drive? Erm, a really long drive.
I fractured the bone under my pinky but it was a clean crack and I don't have to do anything except be gentle with it.
Ron and I killed a 12-rack last night, which must be some kind of record for me because I usually lose patience before that and give thanks to the wodka gods. We did what we normally do, which is watch movies and whine about our lives, except more drunkenly. It was nice to see the sum'bitch. I told him that if he comes up to visit me at Bard I'll hook him up with someone. Any takers, ladies? Gentlemen? Gender variant?
I am hung over.
I dreamt last night that I packed into Chelsea's jeep with her, Jackie, Lizzy, Alissa, and Deb and we went to Stop & Shop. Then I ran into Ed in the parking lot and half his face was bleached out. That's it.
Tucker Carlson is fired and the press is speculating that Jon Stewart's spectacular spanking a few months ago had something to do with it. Lady Justice, raise your weak little head from the pillow and give us a smile.
This mood guy is cute.
It is getting dangerously lonely down here. Who's up for a long drive? Erm, a really long drive.